On Mars they call themselves "Rock Walkers," Of course

[JasonDeter]

thats a loose translation. Thats the main reason the Rover has documented no sign of them in its pictures. That and the fact they are a very shy non intrusive but very territorial beings. In fact the only Rock Walker to venture out to the Rover was one who "doesn't play well with others" and this particular Rock Walker only walked behind the Rover not wanting to be caught in the lens of the camera. This particular day the Rock Walker observed the Rover moving across the Martian terrain and noticed it was getting ready to extend its arm and drill into one of the Rock Walkers rocks. The Rock Walker took out his little Rock Breaker Hammer and boinked the Rover on the head to tell it to leave its rock alone. And that is why the Rover stopped working.

[ewagner]

1. Best explanation i've heard so far

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