The Fleet Enema is POWERFUL stuff.

[trof]

Not a TMI thread, I promise.
;-)

One of the concerns for us 'wrinklies' is to keep traffic moving in a regular, timely, reliable, and predictable manner.
Broccoli is our friend.

A few days ago I experienced a traffic jam.
Nothing moved for a couple of days.
Oh gosh.

I bought a Fleet Enema kit.
Read the directions.
And sat it on the desk.
And looked at it.
Jeez.
Do I hafta?
Unh.

And then I had this 'feeling'.
Was the traffic jam trying to sort itself out?
IT WAS!!!
IT DID!!!

Them Fleet Enema thangs is damned powerful stuff.
All you hafta do is put it on your desk and look at it for a few minutes.
dang
I do that every morning and VIOLA!
NO PROBLEMO.
;-)

[Taverner]

1. Try Coffee instead

There's nothing more rejuvenating and stimulating than a coffee enema

And you get a huge surge of caffeine (your intestines absorb it easier than your stomach)

[trof]

3. Friend invited me to do wine enemas with him.

I declined the invitation.
eeewwwwwww

[Taverner]

5. Wow...that sounds...just wrong

[trof]

6. He said it was instant high and no hangover.

I'll stick with Scotch taken orally.

[redqueen]

10. I read about that in penthouse a long time ago. n/t

[WilliamPitt]

12. What do you do with the cheese?

Never mind. Forget I asked.

[Elidor]

18. I'm thinking there are better male-bonding rituals

People like that will suddenly find that my phone number has changed, and the new number is unlisted.

[MrCoffee]

7. no, don't

:hi:

[DS1]

2. Fear is a powerful motivator

:-)

[trof]

4. That could be it.

[racaulk]

8. This thread is useless without...

:hide:

[trof]

11. A pic of me at my desk looking at the Fleet box?

;-)

[racaulk]

15. Ha! Yeah, that's exactly what I meant!

;)

[Book Lover]

9. ROFL!!!!

Thank you for the huge belly laugh. The exact same thing happened some years ago when my mom was visiting! We still have the "lucky Fleet box" in our bathroom...

[trof]

13. DON'T THROW IT AWAY!

[LaraMN]

14. We had to give NoelMN an enema once.

He was about four and hadn't gone for over a week. It was awful; he just sat there and rocked back and forth, refusing to go.

A few days after the enema, he wouldn't go, again. I asked him whether he wanted to use the potty like a big boy, or end up having to have an enema again.

He thought about it for a minute and then said, "I'll just have a enema."



:banghead:

[Kat45]

16. IBTL

Seems like they always lock threads that mention bodily functions. :shrug:

[ok_cpu]

17. "This turkey is like spackle in my bowels..."

"Nothin' moves."