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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 06:54 PM
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Vandals give man Hummer, leave note
"WASHINGTON - When The Vandals gave the unnamed man his massive new Hummer, he knew his environmentally friendly neighbors disapproved. But he didn't expect what happened next. The sport utility vehicle was parked for five days on the street before two masked men smashed the windows, slashed the tires and scratched intoNow, as he contemplates what to do with the remains of his $38,000 Hummer, he has had to deal with a number of people who have driven by the crime scene and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

"I'd say one in five people who come by have that 'you-got-what-you-deserve' look," said his friend Andy Sexton.the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

SNIP

"Now, as he contemplates what to do with the remains of his $38,000 Hummer, he has had to deal with a number of people who have driven by the crime scene and glared at him in smug satisfaction."

"I'd say one in five people who come by have that 'you-got-what-you-deserve' look," said his friend Andy Sexton."

I'm just sayin....that was nice of them.

The Vandals


The Hummer
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pinniped Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 07:37 PM
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1. Too funny.
One vandal looks like Dale from Top Chef.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-19-07 09:49 PM
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2. Oh. A car. I thought
this was about a different kind of hummer. :blush:
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