Okay, I have to brag for just a minute. It's scientifically proven that men

[Throwing Stones]

have a bigger tolerance for mayonnaise.

Researchers from L'ecole du Mayo in Southwestern France have confirmed an earlier study from Universita Bolgna that egg-yolk-based sandwich condiments are less likely to be tolerated by the fairer sex.

[Fenris]

1. L'ecole du Mayo

:thumbsup:

[BlueJazz]

2. Damn Right. US Manly Men eat Mayonnaise while the .....

....other scum like that "Miracle Whip" Shit. (that tastes like Sweetened Cockroach Puss)

And the TRUE Men eat Hellmann's.

[BrotherBuzz]

3. Us manly men on the left coast eat Best Foods Mayonnaise

Hellmann's and Best Foods are brand names that are used for the same line of mayonnaise. The Hellmann's brand is sold in the United States east of the Rocky Mountains, and also in Latin America, Europe, and Canada. The Best Foods brand is sold in the United States west of the Rockies.

[BlueJazz]

4. Opps..How right you are, Fellow Manly Man...I lived in California for...

...6 Years so I should have posted that.

As my Punishment, I will eat a Large Spider to prove my Manly-ness and to atone for my Error.

[BrotherBuzz]

5. You can pass on the spiders and still redeem yourself if..

you will help fellow manly men by helping us rid the world of those sissy squirt bottles of light mayonnaise that our womanly women insist on buying for the homestead. Damn, a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without having a greasy mayonnaise-laden knife to toss in the sink. You know what I mean, Vern?