I just bought "The Shroud of Turin" for my son
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:01 PM
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I just bought "The Shroud of Turin" for my son
It's okay, except there's this weird stain all over it.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:02 PM
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1. Are boys wearing shrounds nowadays?
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:07 PM
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Others wouldn't be caught dead in them.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:03 PM
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2. That must have been expensive.
Will he display it next to his holy grilled cheese?
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:07 PM
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4. Not expensive at all, actually
I just ordered a Martyred Messiah and asked if they could wrap it to go.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:03 PM
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3. Oxyclean© will take that right out...
Never seen it fail. Oh, yeah, that and soap and water and rub like heck. :thumbsup:
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:08 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:10 PM
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7. Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged!
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:12 PM
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9. oh, you're such a Hughes de Payen
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:18 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:11 PM
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8. Did you know that was a photograph of Satan?
I read it in a wannabe Da Vinci Code novel I just stopped reading.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:20 PM
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11. Keep reading! It turns out that Harry is Voldemort!
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:34 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:46 PM
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13. And Voldemort is really Hermione!
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:48 PM
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14. The problem with made up spoilers...
is that sometimes they actually coincide with real spoilers. :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:49 PM
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15. Wait, you mean he *is* Hermione? Who knew?
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:49 PM
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16. Eh, you're getting colder, doc.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:59 PM
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18. Wait! You mean Harry is Hermione?
Now I'm totally confused.
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Tue Jul-24-07 12:50 PM
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17. You bought a second hand shroud for your kid?
Aren't you the gratuitous parent. :sarcasm:
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:11 PM
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19. "Second hand" has such a negative connotation
I prefer to think of it as a "lovingly worn" Shroud, or maybe a "gently used" Shroud.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:14 PM
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20. Ross Perot is that you?
if so you can put it next to the Magna Carta.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:17 PM
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21. The Big Menu? What's that?
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