Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

[JVS]

[volstork]

1. Because he has snow balls?

[Left Is Write]

2. !

:spray:

[billyoc]

3. He only comes once a year.

ok, ok, i'm leaving...

[havocmom]

14. yeah and he comes down the chimney

my mom's favorite joke - I miss my mom

[Deja Q]

4. Mrs Claus saw him nekkid and said "no"?

:(

[MonkeyFunk]

5. because he comes down the chimney?

[Deja Q]

6. But does he go back up the chimney afterward?

:hide:

[NNadir]

7. He wears a stocking on his head.

[Deja Q]

8. So that's what they call condoms now?

:hide:

[The Straight Story]

9. Cause Mrs. Santa is banging Rudolph and santa has an Elf fetish

It's all for show ya know :)

[southerncrone]

10. Because he's a fundie perv who uses Mrs. Claus as a front for his

deviant life w/elves. Notice he's an "old white guy" who only wears RED.
He has a huge bag of loot from unknown origins, perhaps from no-bid contracts. Uses slave labor (elves) in his factory, & breaks & enters your home under cover of night. He's a repuke for sure!

[nickgutierrez]

11. How do you know he doesn't?

I see lots of kids with rosy red cheeks and huge white beards around here.

[Danger Mouse]

12. Impotence.

Blue balls.

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Santa DOES have kids... He just doesn't KNOW any of them.

Come on... You really think all he got from visiting houses across the world was milk and cookies?

That's just naïve!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Because all children are his children...

And he never has to change their diapers!