I need to drive from Redding to Santa Barbara but there's a snag

[XemaSab]

Poll question: I need to drive from Redding to Santa Barbara but there's a snag

I've got a frozen bird I need to drop off at a collection museum. It's a protected bird, so I will need to be surreptitious about it.

I know some peeps over in Humboldt at the University who will take the bird. Humboldt, however, is out of the way. Like, WAY out of the way.

The California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco would be a good place to ditch the bird. I don't know anyone there. It's also out of the way.

Finally, I know people at the museum in Santa Barbara. That's further than I was planning on driving in one day though.

So where should I take the bird?

[gmoney]

1. Is this like that joke?

Something about how it's illegal to transport underage gulls over sedate lions for immortal porpoises...

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Mmmm, protected birdie, tastes like chicken

Try it with white wine and capers.

[XemaSab]

3. I was thinking of breading it in corn flakes...

:hide:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Wash it down with a Diet Coke

[LSK]

5. can any of the museums pick up the bird???

[XemaSab]

6. The closest (Humboldt) is about three hours away.

:P