Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight

[pokerfan]

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http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/detail.html

POSTED: 1:43 pm CDT August 24, 2007

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.

A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.

Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Beckett's attorney, Billy Bock, said his client's actions were in self-defense.

"Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock.

Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense.

"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.

Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Kick for the phrase "partially exposed testicles".

[pokerfan]

2. This also made me laugh

Bock said that his client isn't a hardened criminal...

[Parche]

3. AH NUTS

That is all I have to say ..........:hi:

[MrCoffee]

4. Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because oklahoma sucks

[Lethe]

5. "grabbed him and left the bar"?

that is kind of a weird way to put it.....

did he grab the guy purposely by the balls and yank him back, or did he just panic and grabbed the closest spot he could on the guy to subdue him?

he should have done the more civilized thing and just hit him over the head with a beer bottle. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. But you won't hear from the religious right to ban sports, like they would

if this happened at a rock concert or other "immoral" venue.

But no, sports-induced violence is okay because it's tribal.