The First Meeting of the DARTH VADER FAN CLUB is called to ORDAH!

[MrScorpio]

LORD DARTH VADER
Bringing Order To the Universe For More Than Thirty Years

If you refuse to join, I'll find your lack of faith DISTURBING!


First order of business: membership drive.

Give in, give in the POWAH of the Dark Side!
(Comes with free hugs) :hug:

Second Order, selection of officers.

Sorry, out of hats


Third order, which planet shall we conquer next?
Please provide suggestions

Final Order, Christmas Party

[SeattleGirl]

1. I'll join!

First, where's my hug?

Hmmm, selection of officers? I vote me for Vice President.

Which planet to conquer next? How about some place in the 51st galaxy?

Christmas party? w00t! I'm there!

[MrScorpio]

2. I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Thank you!

Here's one back: :hug:

[pokerfan]

4. Darth Chef!

Darth Chef: Hello there, children. How would you like some Salisbury steak?
Mr. Connolly: Yes, go on.
Darth Chef: And for desert, how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?
Mr. Connolly: Oh? You mean like a chocolate candy?
Darth Chef: No, I mean my balls.

[krispos42]

5. Will Cheney be making a personal appearance?

Or one of those corny pre-taped greetings from an undisclosed location?

I ask because my vial of goat's blood will start coagulating soon and I'd really need to get in line for an autograph ASAP.

[benny05]

6. In principle

I agree as we've said this for years. But since HRC brought it up, I cannot join the club.

[mikeytherat]

7. OK, let me get my uniform on. There. Ready to go.

mikey_the_rat

[Dr. Strange]

9. Now that's just wrong!

Dark Lord of the Kith?

[krispos42]

13. ROTFLMAO

Oh, my god, I almost fell out of my chair!

That "Hello Kitty" on chest did it for me!

:yourock:

I'm saving that one...

[NewJeffCT]

8. MrScorpio - I am your father

search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[TK421]

10. "You're overconfidence is your weakness"

[Dr. Strange]

11. Your faith in your bladder control is yours!

[DerekG]

12. No can do, Ani. Your ex-wife's keeping me mighty busy!

Best sex of my life! But I'm sure you're having plenty of fun with that Dungeons and Dragons reject, ya wife beatin' asshole!