I told off some ultra-left assbag last night

[HEyHEY]

I was outside of the pub after it closed, hanging with a couple other patrons. And this guy walks past holding a trophy. My buddy jokingly says, "Congrats man!" And the guy chuckled and explained he was given a bunch of free shit, including a Stephen King book. I said something about how I don't like King. And he says, "Well, he was good before he just paid ghost writers." I said I didn't know he did that. And then, under his breath the guy says, "See, just cause you have a tie on doesn't mean you know everyting." I said, "Hey, cut me slack, I just got off work." And he said something about me being a conservative. I said, "Based on my tie? Get the FUCK out of here."
Then he says, "Are you NDP?" I told him no, but I am a leftie and he asked me if I was green, so I told him if I was green I may as well be a conservative. Then told him to get the fuck out there again. He then apologized for being a douche.
Fuck, people like that piss me off. Based on a tie this guy assumes to know everything about me. He probably posts here.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What color was the tie?

[LostinVA]

3. I found a picture of it

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Well, that explains it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. HeYHey is Tucker Carlson?!

[HEyHEY]

5. red, bear inmind, I'm in Canada

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I know that. Whaddya think I'm a dumbass like you?

:hide:

Kidding, HEyHEY. :loveya:

[HEyHEY]

11. Well, the red tie ... you know, I notice your repub overlords wear them

[Midlodemocrat]

12. LOL.

:thumbsup:

[sasquatch]

33. It was Blush, like a winecooler

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!

:D:P

[sasquatch]

34. It was Blush, like a winecooler

COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!

:D:P

[PeaceNikki]

2. .

"He probably posts here."

LQTM!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. hmm

your tie didn't have a picture of Bush on it, did it?

[HEyHEY]

7. Hey, man!

Long time no see, how's trix?

[THUNDER HANDS]

35. excellent

been doing well, real well lately. thanks. you?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

8. What kind of drinks did you have?

and your argument is .... ?????

[HEyHEY]

10. Argument?

[Dr. Strange]

13. I hope you tasered the fuck out of him!

[HEyHEY]

14. Couldn't, the batteries were dead from all the tazering I did earlier

[Dr. Strange]

15. Aha!

See, just cause you have a tie on doesn't mean you have extra batteries, now does it? Ya freeper!

[HEyHEY]

16. If people wouldn't get in my way at the Skytrain station, I wouldn't have to use it so much

[hfojvt]

17. hey cut me some slack

I don't like ties or anything they stand for. I understand many people are made to wear them for their jobs, but only Nazi stormtrooper symps leave them on once they are off the clock. You'd know that if your tie wasn't cutting off the oxygen to your brain.

People who tell other people to fu$% off and then brag about it pi$$ me off too.

[HEyHEY]

18. Yes, look at all of these Nazi's and their ties

Get bent. Ties don't stand for a fucking thing unless you're a complete fucking retard that makes judgements on people based on their fashion sense. And here's one for ya, I AM NOT FORCED TO WEAR A TIE AT WORK! I do it voluntarily!

[hfojvt]

26. sieg heil then!

My judgements don't seem as judgemental or harsh as those of some other people. If you know who I am talking about. The kind of complete supercilious a$$hat who is very quick to judge somebody else a 'complete fu$%ing retard.' A superficial judgement is still a superficial judgement whether it is based on clothing or statements.

I coulda sworn that there are lots of people who wear fancy clothes who look down on people who either can't or don't. Which is why those people put on their fancy clothes for their march.

[asthmaticeog]

19. "Nazi stormtrooper symps"

Massively overwrought much? Jesus fucking Christ!

[HEyHEY]

22. If I lived in the same city as him, I'd call my SS buddies and we'd haul him off to gitmo

[asthmaticeog]

23. Treblinka's too good for them no-tie-wearin' motherfuckers.

[hfojvt]

25. loosen your tie a little buddy

it was meant to be humorously hyperbolic.

[asthmaticeog]

40. Huh? I'm wearing a t-shirt.

But at least you successfully conveyed the "hyperbolic" part. :patriot:

[mike_c]

20. dude-- that was you? jeez you were an ass....

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

21. You started it!

[underpants]

24. You should have tasered his ass

bro

:patriot:

[stuntcat]

27. who even Wants a free trophy?

yuck

Why is being green bad as being a conservative?

[ironflange]

28. He does post here

Sorry, man, I had too many and didn't recognize you. Nice tie, by the way.

[redqueen]

29. Is that better or worse than people assuming you're stupid cause of your southern accent?

Man, I'm envious of the choices y'all have up there. Stupid two-party bullshit. grrr

[billyskank]

32. It's better, dear

:hug:

[rug]

30. It must have been the monogram on your cuff.

[DarkTirade]

36. I'm surprised that I have enough self-control

to not have been arrested for assault because of the number of times people have taken one look at me and decided that they know everything about me.

I swear, the next person who takes one look at the length of my HAIR and decides that I must be a goddamned druggie will end up with a broken limb or two. I've actually had people refuse to believe me when I tell them I've never smoked pot before. Outright refusal to believe me. Just because of a single physical feature that has absolutely no relevance.

[Bennyboy]

37. Everybody knows it the SHOES that tell about a person.....

SHEEEESH!

[Iris]

38. what's NDP?

[HEyHEY]

41. THe left wing Canadian party

New Democratic Party

[Iris]

44. oh, I see. Now for the really important question - which of King's books are ghost-written?

[leftofthedial]

39. that was *you*?

it wasn't just the tie, it was that it was such an *ugly* tie!

[GoneOffShore]

42. "Does a tie really define a "Business Person""?

To quote Tony Kaye.

:evilgrin:

[Lethe]

43. i just like the word "assbag"

:shrug: