Spoiler Alert! spoil a movie for me,so i don't have to watch it.

[yorgatron]

Rosebud was his sled.
i don't go to the movies very often,and i don't have a very good cable deal either,but sometimes i wonder what happened in a movie i don't want to watch all the way through.
what's the deal with "The Village"?
it popped up on TNT but i hate to waste 2 hours just to get the gimmick :eyes:

and if you want to ruin any other movies go right ahead,i put a spoiler alert in the title,so i don't want to hear any sniveling if someone else ruins a movie for you.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. the village

is fake, it's in modern day times, not the 1600s.

[Left Is Write]

2. Thelma and Louise

Women bored.

Take road trip.

Bad, bad man.

Shooting.

Thieving drifter with hot looks.

Bad, bad trouble with lawmen.

Drive off cliff.

Bye bye!

[fudge stripe cookays]

91. .

:rofl:

Well done! Succint and brilliant.

:thumbsup:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Ozymandius did it.

You have a year or two before that's relevant.

[ThomCat]

8. I hope the movie is as good as the graphic novel.

[LanternWaste]

14. It's being made into a movie?

It's being made into a movie?

I'd like to say I'm hopeful, but with one exception (Sin City) every graphic novels haven't translated too well onto the big screen. I loved V for Vendetta, but the movie version was simply garbage (in my opinion).

But... maybe (maybe) this time it'll be different...

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. It's slowly in production. Check wikipedia.org.

And yes, as ThomCat shows, everyone familiar with the novel is praying fervently that it will somehow manage to be both faithful and complete.

[sakabatou]

72. Akira?

But they had to compress it A LOT. Hard to fit 2000 pages into 2 hours.

[ruiner4u]

4. Gone with the Wind...

the south loses...

[ironflange]

19. One more thing from GWTW

He doesn't give a damn.

[ruiner4u]

21. very true... Also she saw it in the wondow and just had to have it...

[YankeyMCC]

5. The crew of Apollo 13 make it home safely nt

[soleft]

6. The Rose

She Sang
She drank
She cried

She sang
she drank
she cried

She sang
she drank
she cried
she died

[YellowRubberDuckie]

86. Isn't that the same plot as Beaches?

Except Bette's character doesn't die, Barbara Hershey does?
Duckie

[AllegroRondo]

7. Presumed Innocent

His wife did it.

[Lautremont]

114. They actually give that away on the soundtrack album!

I noticed once that one of the tracks - presumably the one in which his presumptions are revealed to be false - is called "My God, It Was My Wife," or something to that effect.

[flvegan]

9. Jason Voorhees doesn't die

Neither does Michael Myers, really.

There. I just ruined, what, 20 movies for you.

[huskerlaw]

10. Titanic

The boat hits an iceberg.

The boat sinks.

Some people die.

The old lady throws the necklace into the ocean.

[Akoto]

11. Hah. You reminded me of an episode of Family Guy ...

Someone rents a tape of Citizen Kane and plays it. A few minutes in, Peter cuts in, having recorded himself over the tape:

"It's his sled. Rosebud was his sled. There, I just saved you two long, boobless hours."

[swimboy]

12. Soylent green

is people.

[Javaman]

109. Notice there were no dogs in that movie?

gives a whole new meaning to puppy chow, doesn't it?

[Rambis]

13. He's dead The sixth sense (nm)

x

[Roon]

65. When that movie came out

there was this punk kid going to all the chat rooms and revealing this spoiler...My theory is, if you don't want to see the spoilers....stay off the damn Internet

[Rambis]

105. A friend of mine said

I won't tell you what happens but there is a huge twist at the end. Really didn't ruin it at all for me:sarcasm:

[Clintonista2]

15. The next Harry Potter movie...

Dumbledore dies.

[XemaSab]

33. The one after that

Harry is a horcrux. :o

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. Angry Adult Daughter Writes Scathing Tell All Book

Mean actress washes her face like she is trying to erase it
Mean actress has affair with a lawyer
Mean actress adopts 2 children
Mean actress bears stunning resemblance to "Norma Desmond"
Doesn't like wire hangers
Likes to make her kids garden in the dark
Bathrooms must be scoured
Crazy Actress gets even more mean
Brother better not need to go to the bathroom after bedtime
Screen Queen Actress marries the president of Pepsi Cola
Husband dies from stress brought on by free-wheel-spending by crazy, crazy actress
Crazy new board member of Pepsi shows up 'cause she's been to the rodeo
Insane, crazy mean Screen Queen dies
Surprise! Surprise! Crazy Mommy disinherits the two adopted children
Daughter of Crazy actress gets in the last word by writing Scathing tell all book.
The End

[Dr. Strange]

18. Planet of the Apes--the one with Moses

It's Earth. Never moved anywhere in space--just in time.

[alphafemale]

23. Heh. You beat me to it.

[Dr. Strange]

26. Chuck Heston's acting

It's one point in his career where Chuck Heston's over the top style of acting almost seems realistic.

:rofl: :rofl:

[ironflange]

20. The Wizard of Oz

She gets back to dull gray Kansas from bright delightful Oz. For some reason.

[alphafemale]

22. Planet of the Apes

It wasn't a distant planet.

It was Earth. Specifically, a distant future America after a nuclear holocaust.

You know this because at the end of the movie Taylor sees the Statue of Liberty blown all kaplooie.

It's one point in his career where Chuck Heston's over the top style of acting almost seems realistic.

GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

[Brewman_Jax]

24. 300

The Spartans all die at the end.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

25. Legends of the Fall:

He leaves.
He comes back.
He leaves.
He comes back.
He leaves.
He comes back.
He leaves.
He gets eaten by a bear.

[alphafemale]

30. posted wrong spot

[Aristus]

27. "The Princess Bride": The hero dies and the villain lives.

;-)

[edbermac]

28. Debbie Does Dallas.

The title and spoiler all in one.

[Dr. Strange]

29. Spider-Man

Turns out, it's Peter Parker. He was bitten by a genetically modified spider.

Same is true in Spider-Man 2. Haven't seen Spider-Man 3, yet.

[Debi]

47. Oh, I know...

Meteor stuff gets on bad guy and makes him the anti-Spider Man. I think I slept through the middle of the movie but just replay the first two in your mind b/c it's all the same. Peter Parker saves the day :eyed:

[Dr. Strange]

68. Peter Parker saves the day?

Damn it, I told you I didn't see it! Now you went and ruined it for me!

:)

[NoodleBoy]

31. Darth Vader built C-3PO and raced Radio Flyer carts strapped to jet engines

when he was a kid.


Also, Michael Bay turned a pivotal event in American history into a two and a half our long episode of Three's Company which he called Pearl Harbor.

[DarkTirade]

63. Also, Darth Vader is Luke's father.

And Leia's too, because in the next movie they find out that Leia is Luke's sister.

[alphafemale]

32. Old Yeller

Kid brother brings home stray dog.

Dog saves the day from bear attack.

Dog saves the day from rattlesnake attack.

Dog saves the day from wolf attack.

Uh-Oh Rabies.

BANG! Cry.

Puppy!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

34. Psycho - Norman Bates

Is alive, only, in his own imagination.

[Rising Phoenix]

35. Sophie chose to keep her son alive

[QueenOfCalifornia]

36. Treasure of the Sierra Madre

After Fred C. Dobbs (Humphrey Bogart) cheats his partners and steals their gold, he is killed by banditos who want his burros and guns. They think the gold dust in the bags is sand, and scatter the gold into the desert. Howard (Walter Huston) and Curtin (Tim Holt) find one of the empty bags blowing in a windstorm and realize that the real treasure is learning that money can't buy happiness.

[KamaAina]

37. The team scores the winning points with seconds left in the big game.

There! Now you don't have to watch any sports movie ever made!

[alphafemale]

38. !

:spray:

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

44. I call north dallas forty rule.

And of all things Rocky. (People to this forget Rocky loses at the end)

[BOSSHOG]

39. The cops kill Cool Hand Luke at the end of the movie. Kinda like shooting Old Yeller

[QueenOfCalifornia]

41. Great movie

sad ending.

[yardwork]

97. and then the warden gets elected president of the United States.

He's George W. Bush and he still can't communicate!

[BlueJazz]

40. Superman..He Flies..saves people...loves Lois. Lois has his Son.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

42. Randall P. McMurphy

dies when his big, Indian friend suffocates him with a pillow after the lobotomy turns him into a drooler....

One Flew Over The Coo-coo's Nest

[medeak]

84. noooooo... tell me it isn't so! n/t

[QueenOfCalifornia]

111. It's true...

I tell you...

Randall P. McMurphy is DEAD.

Damn it.

[WinkyDink]

43. Seriously? Because "Sleuth" is being re-made, you know, so here it is:

Sleuth ending / spoiler
Inspector Doppler is Michael Caine in disguise, and the police do actually show up.
http://www.ruinedendings.com/film1177ending

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

45. an inconvient truth

Bearded guy talks about the weather for two hours. Wins democratic nomination in 2008 after surprise Thanksgiving entry and cleans the Republican's clocks that November.


Everyone lives happily ever after and America is loved again.


:party:

[Debi]

48. OSCAR WINNER FOR CERTAIN! N\T

[Deja Q]

46. Data dies but leaves his memory in a prototype of himself conveniently found on a desert planet...

:(

[alphafemale]

49. Christmas Story

He gets the BB gun.

And shoots his eye out.

Not really.

But he did break his glasses.

Then the neighbor's dogs broke in and ate the Christmas turkey.

So they went and had Chinese Turkey. It smiled at them.

But it was Mom that broke the lamp.

It was from Fra-GEE-lay.

[Whisp]

50. the woman in The Crying Game is a dude. nt

[Auggie]

51. "Eating Raoul" -- Raoul is eaten.

[baldguy]

52. Rosebud is a sled.

Rick makes Ilsa get on the plane with Victor.

The bomb explodes.

Bond kills the bad guy.

[Matariki]

53. Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze

Nichole Kidman and her kids are actually ghosts in The Others

[alphafemale]

54. He built it. They came. The end. nt

[SoxFan]

106. ROTFLUMSOMN!

:rofl:

[opiate69]

55. The little Spanish girl is killed by the asshole General.

Pan's Labrynth

[jgraz]

58. and the movie suhucks.

[jgraz]

59. oops -- wrong spot

[formerrepuke]

104. Madeleine was already dead; Judy pretended to be Madeleine, fake Madeleine

dies, then Judy dies....Vertigo

[jgraz]

56. Bruce Willis is Dead

[krispos42]

57. They save Private Ryan

The second Private Ryan.

[jgraz]

60. The Search for Spock: They find him.

[FloridaJudy]

61. Verbal is Keyser Soze. n/t

[MnFats]

62. They all get shot to pieces but only after saving the town

...from the hands of the evil Mexican bandit leader who is oppressing the village.
in fact, almost everybody gets shot to pieces in this, one of the first, if not THE first films to depict slow-motion death/gunshot wounds.
what would you expect from Sam Peckinpah?
"The Wild Bunch"

[DarkTirade]

64. They end up getting back to the future eventually.

[Deja Q]

66. The romantic comedy - two people do it at the end and there are some jokes, apparently

:hide:

[Roon]

67. The butler did it

classic spoiler

[nickgutierrez]

69. They find the car.

Or maybe they don't, I was never able to watch more than twenty minutes or so of that movie.

[Glorfindel]

70. Jack Twist dies (very likely murdered)

and Ennis del Mar winds up with nothing but an old shirt.

[hedgehog]

99. Dang -those names are familiar but I can't place the movie.

A little help?

[Phillycat]

100. Brokeback Mountain

[Glorfindel]

110. "Brokeback Mountain"

sorry for the delay in responding; I've been away for most of the day. :hi:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

71. The Vanishing (original European version)

The hero tracks down the man who abducted his girlfriend, and the abductor amiably promises that the hero will find out what happened to her. The hero loses consciousness and wakes up inside a coffin, buried alive.

[Lisa]

82. and the North American version ...

Some of the story takes place near Seattle -- recognizable shots of the Pike Place Market. They changed the ending so there's a big brawl at the abductor's isolated cabin, and he is killed.

[sakabatou]

73. Godzilla dies in a meltdown

Godzilla vs. Destroyer

[Wapsie B]

74. The Death Star explodes and the Empire loses.

[ThoughtCriminal]

75. It's Earth

"Planet of the Apes"

As if everybody speaking English wasn't a clue.


Oh - and "Soylent Green" is people.

[struggle4progress]

76. casablanca - they decide their own lives don't amount to a hill of beans

and go separate ways instead of spending more time nuzzling

[opiate69]

77. The mother and little girl are the ghosts..

while the "entities" they thought were inhabiting their house were the live people.

The Others

[struggle4progress]

78. Jules et Jim: Jules buries them after she kills herself and Jim

[ThoughtCriminal]

79. Plan 9... It doesn't work out

[spacelady]

80. Baby Jane did not cause her sister's injury

But her sister dies from abuse and neglect. Maybe Mommie Dearest deserved it. Her daughter thinks so. Baby Jane loves her audience; they are mesmerized by her performance?

[applegrove]

81. In "My Brilliant Career" she doens't marry him.

[BlueIris]

83. Joanna wins the custody case but gives the kid back to Ted.

Dumbest. Ending. Ever.

[Kutjara]

85. In "Back to the Future," everything that's going to happen...

...has already happened before the movie starts. We know this because the opening shot in Doc Brown's lab pans across a row of clocks. One of the clocks is similar to the Mill Valley town hall clock, and there's a little figure hanging from the hands, just as Doc Brown does when he's trying to rig up the lightening rod. So the events have already occurred and we're just seeing one iteration of an endless loop.

[MrScorpio]

87. Terminator 3

The world is ending anyways. There was nothing that anyone could do to stop it

[Hippo_Tron]

88. Jesus Camp

Ted Haggard does meth and hires gay prositutes.

[sarge43]

89. Alien: She blows up the ship, kills the alien, then goes to sleep.

2001: The space kid is probably Bowman ... or not.

Hamlet: Just about every one dies and Denmark is invaded.

Chinatown: She's her sister (slap), her daughter (slap), sister (slap) and she winds up with her grandfather (slap), father (slap).

A Christmas Story: Ralphie gets a BB gun for Christmas and damn near shoots his eye out (But you figured that out by the second reel, didn't you)

Lawrence of Arabia: The Middle East is still pretty much as Lawrence found it, a mess and he's upset about that, so he takes to riding motorcycles and kills himself.

Matrix: Neo is the one.

[WolverineDG]

90. The Maltese Falcon

is a fake.

And in other news, Clarence gets his wings.

dg

[Pacifist Patriot]

92. Dame Evie Walton doesn't actually have breast cancer in "Driving Lessons"

[Mendocino]

93. The Citizen Caine Mutiny on the Bounty.

Newspaper editor eats the Captains strawberries with breadfruit.

[mudesi]

94. In the Sixth Sense, he's dead (nm)

[mudesi]

95. Andy Dufresne escapes from prison (nm)

[mudesi]

96. The Predator blows himself up (nm)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

98. The horrible murdering monster is really

Dr. Morbius's id.

(Forbidden Planet)

[unpossibles]

101. I've heard that Rosebud is more than just a sled

that it refers to something else.

EDIT:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Kane#Rosebud

[Greyskye]

102. A Boy and his Dog

Based on a story by Harlan Ellison, and starring Don Johnson.

They ate the girl at the end of the movie.

[Nye Bevan]

103. Ivan Drago kills Apollo Creed; later on, Rocky defeats Drago in a TKO

[Cathyclysmic]

107. The rednecks in the pickup shoot & kill Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper.

[Javaman]

108. the village was just okay. I think M. Night Sham...shamala...

shamalama ding dong, whatever the hell his name is, blew his wad. After the 6th sense, each following movie was a little bit worse.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

112. "Identity"

The people in the motel are all alternative personalities of one guy.

[FloridaJudy]

113. Hamlet gets stabbed with a poisoned sword

Everybody dies.