Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Post A Horny Joke That Makes You Laugh

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:00 PM
Original message
Post A Horny Joke That Makes You Laugh
IBTL
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:38 PM
Response to Original message
1. I'm Humpty Dumpty... are you Freeto-Lay?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:43 PM
Response to Original message
2. The masochist said, "Whip me, torture me, make me cry!" And the sadist said...
No.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:48 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. :)
That's a good sadist.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 05:45 PM
Response to Original message
3. There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose...

:D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. I don't get it.
Q: What did the blonde say when she couldn't find the horn on her car?

A: Where's my horn?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. Wasn't there a thicket involved?
:hide:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 09:30 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC