Someone stole my Rolls Fucking Royce today.

[LynneSin]

Then I read about all this crap being done with my rolls - that's just horrible!

[flvegan]

1. Sounds like an insurance scam to me.

[Critters2]

2. I think I saw it

It tried to run some poor old woman off the road!

[KitchenWitch]

6. Who are you calling old!

:P

[Critters2]

8. Sorry...

:yoiks:

[Westegg]

3. Rest assured...

...whatever bad things your Rolls may have done, the vast majority of its innards are now safely out of the country, the body's been crushed to the size of an X-Box, and (not coincidentally), I'm $25,000 richer. Your Rolls suffered no undue pain during its vivesection. I made ceratain of that. I was there. It's what I do: Bury the bodies. I'm an expert.

[ContraBass Black]

9. You chopped a Rolls FUCKING Royce

And only made $25,000?

[Westegg]

10. I've done far worse, for far less...

...I'm not a businessman, son. I'm a survivor, and I WORK for a living. The boss says take down a Silver Cloud, a vintage Porsche 911, a '64 'stang, whatever... Those rides get took, baby. Law of the streets. I'm not proud of what I do, on a certain level. But I'm GOOD at what I do.

[LSK]

4. well your driver asked if anyone wanted a ride

Good thing I fired him for ya!

[Bombero1956]

5. it was some guy named

Kaiser

[ohiosmith]

7. Does it have a Jesus Is My Co-Pilot bumper sticker on it?

If so, I saw it in the Cracker Barrel parking lot.