Did you know that if you eat three bags of Skittles

[MonkeyFunk]

and a block of cheese, you'll shit a Rubik's cube?

:rofl:

So said a standup comic I saw last night.

[Indi Guy]

1. I ate a Nixon & a Mao and

crapped out a Cheney.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. And where do you perform?

[Indi Guy]

3. Actually, I am an entertainer, musician, singer-song writer, ad lib comic (semi-retired)

But enough about me.

The joke you posted is very funny & fresh; I just couldn't resist exploring variations on the theme. ;)

[krispos42]

4. :spray:

:spray: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

5. "Run 'em up there again, Denehey- this time I'll just do the red sides!"

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. "Suck my knob, Police Woman!"

:rofl:

[Skittles]

6. WHO YOU CALLING BAG ?

I WILL KICK SOME RUBIK-CUBE ASS