"You need to get that dog some crotch-flavored bones!"

[Connonym]

My 14 year old says after discovering the dog has eaten the crotch out of yet another pair of pants. What do you think? Is there a market for crotch-flavored bones? Is she on to something here?

[fizzgig]

1. ....

:rofl:

i don't know that i want to see the copycats that are going to come out of this one

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Yeah, she is

But she should probably wait a few years.

[Connonym]

3. you, Sir, are a pev

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. And a damned proud one, at that

[Connonym]

5. just remember

that her father keeps guns in the house

[ThomCat]

6. My favorite warning to give guys when my sister was a teen:

"I have a shotgun and a shovel, and I know how to use both of them." :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. That's bad news

for the dogs in his area.



:P

[Evoman]

8. Oh yeah...that's a good idea. Lets condition dogs to bite when they smell crotch.

You do know that I would be a eunuch right? Everytime I go to someone elses house, I would lose another inch. At that rate, it would take 14 or more visits to another home to completely lose the old shaft :evilgrin:

[Connonym]

9. lmao!

[seemunkee]

10. Our male dog has an underwear fetish

We have found my wife's, daughters, and son's girlfriend's panties in his crate.

At least our girl pup only loves socks.

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

11. Ummmm, how does she get ahold of your son's girlfriend's panties?? n/t

[seemunkee]

12. Yeah, I guess that does sound a little odd

They live in Boston and were down for a visit.
I expect he got them out of her suitcase.