Laura Bush's Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna and Barbara!

[ironflange]

http://www.bettybowers.com/jenna.html

Don't let your daughters see your husband's mother in daylight until you have convinced them that her genes are recessive.

If your daughter(s) drink too much, it is probably best to avoid lecturing when (if) they get back home. After all, it will inevitably lead to the typical teenage comeback "Well, at least I didn't KILL my boyfriend while driving drunk like you did Mother!" What mother hasn't dreaded those very words?

Wow, this is really mean stuff. :rofl:

[Chovexani]

1. Betty rules

Her book is funny as hell too.