Man calls police to report pot theft. Bonus, when they arrive he still has 15 pounds.

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South Texas man busted after reporting pot theft

Associated Press

McALLEN, Texas — A man was arrested for drug possession after telling authorities that two masked gunmen had stolen 150 pounds of marijuana from his home.

Hidalgo County sheriff's deputies arrived at the home near Penitas in South Texas to find the door kicked in and nearly 15 pounds of pot lying on the floor, Sheriff Lupe Trevino said.

Jose Guadalupe Flores, 35, escaped while the men ransacked the house but returned later and told the deputies he had been wrapping the drugs for shipment when the intruders arrived.

"The guy walked right up and said the drugs were his," Trevino said. "That's not the smartest move."

Flores, an illegal immigrant from Mexico, was charged with felony possession of marijuana at an arraignment hearing Monday. Because of his immigration status, Flores will be jailed until his case is heard.

Authorities were still searching for the gunmen.

[Crabby Appleton]

1. d00d !1!

[Marrah_G]

2. I love stupid criminal stories.

He must have been stoned when he called them....

[krispos42]

3. Ummmm.... wow

Just... wow...

[Mugu]

4. That must have been some really good reefer

to make him so stupid.

Regards, Mugu