Hey... being emperor sounds like a wicked good idea.

[Writer]

Will anyone vote for me? I'll have beer Fridays and the first Tuesday of every month will be orgy day!

I will be the modern day Caligula. Vote for me!!! :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

1. just 2 more hours til polls close

gotta beat Kitchen Witch

and maybe Revvie

but hey

you got the chance with a platform like that

:P

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

2. Aren't women emperors called empresses?

:shrug:

[Writer]

4. 'Eh. Emperor ... Empress ... tomato... To-mah-to...

regardless, there will be alcohol and sex. Isn't that enough??? ;)

[Haole Girl]

6. Alcohol *and* sex?

You have my vote. :hi:

[Writer]

8. Hooray! Make way for debauchery!

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

9. From a non-sexist language position

emperor is adequate

empereror is a little much though :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Do you want to be assassinated by your own guards?

then you have come to the right place, my friend

[Writer]

5. No shit...

assassination: it makes life interesting. :thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. the next life promises to be better---

;)

[Writer]

10. I wish I toiled about in other dimensions...

so I could try on a new life for a change. :)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. yes.

how well I can relate.:D

[Turbineguy]

12. Do you get

new clothes?

[Writer]

13. I do... but you can't see them.

;)