Polls Closed: Kitchen Witch Is The Emperor/or Emperess depending on her preference

[SPKrazy]

with 14 and 33% of votes at 7:00 PST

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7167913&mesg_id=7167913

She is now the Lounge Emperor

rule with an iron broom, er fist Kitchy!!!!


:rofl:

[puerco-bellies]

1. All hail the terrible beauty of Empress KitchenWitch!!

Which knave shall be put to death for your pleasure empress?

[SPKrazy]

2. whoever

she says :evilgrin:

any suggestions????

[puerco-bellies]

3. That Southpawkicker might want to regain the crown..

Oh wait, umm.. S-p-k, lets take a walk in the woods..

[SPKrazy]

8. oh noooooooooooooo

no walks

no crowns

done

i'm a lounge singer now

;)

[NMDemDist2]

4. Cool! you done good while I was away

wonder if I can be a Lady in Waiting for Her Serene Highness?/

:D

[KitchenWitch]

9. Of course you can!

:D

[SPKrazy]

10. Madam Emperor!

:patriot:

as former emperor and current lounge singer

I welcome you to your new role and the honor is all mine...

;)

[NMDemDist2]

13. woohoo!!

can I get an outrageous dress (less awesome than yours of course) and really really really BIG HAIR??

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

18. If you wish!

:D

[NMDemDist2]

22. Oh!Thank you most gracious one!

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Hmmm. She isn't showing up to claim her title.

I sense a power vaccuum...

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Rev Acts 04! Now's your chance! Seize the crown while no one is looking!

[Danger Mouse]

6. Who gave you the authority to choose the 'Lounge Emperess' anyway?

It's not a democratic process. The Great and Powerful Elrond Hubbard recognizes no empreror but THE Emperor...Space Tyrant and Dread Lord of Darkness, Xenu.
ALL HAIL XENU, NOW AND FOREVER.

[SPKrazy]

7. As former lounge emperor

I have that authority

it is written d00d

that is how

now

step back or Kitchen Witch will make minced meat of you :P

[Danger Mouse]

11. Lounge emperor according to who?

The Lounge doesn't have a leader. We cannibalize those who pretend to the throne.
If you persist in your foolish claims of authority, then Xenu and I will have no choice but to roast you.
There is some debate as to the proper spices in which to cook you. I'm thinking of a curry dish, but Xenu wants clam sauce.
Damn Xenu.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Eat me!

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

14. Paprika? Garlic salt? So many options, so little time.

[Deja Q]

15. I have to worry if she will punish me for something

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

17. No worries my friend.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

27. So no spankings?

:cry:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Now you want spankings?

:spank:

[lost-in-nj]

19. Hmmm

Are you really worried or are you hoping?????


lost

:hi:

[Deja Q]

28. See #27

:evilgrin:

[ashling]

20. Does the aforementioned Emperor / Emperess

have clothes (her choice, of course)

If so, please post pic . . . if not, please post another pic

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

21. the empress will

show herself

when she is ready

you like your head don't you???


:rofl:

[trof]

23. Goddam vote cagers.

I stood in line for 4 hours.
And just as I got to the door, the polls closed.
Bastids.
Fillysteens.

I'm complaining to the ACLU, the NAACP, The Southern Poverty Law Center, and The U. S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE!!!

Ok, nevermind the last one.
:-(

[SPKrazy]

24. no complaints

online voting

no lines

get over it

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Your chad is hanging.

[SPKrazy]

26. chadless voting baby!

it's the internets

all accurate and shit

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. Your platform reassures me of the authenticity of my vote!

:rofl: :hi: