I NEVER would have bought that lizard if I'd read the fine print about having to drain it regularly

[Amerigo Vespucci]

So I get the lizard home and think "THIS is going to be SWEET," but then I start thumbing through the manual and there's this whole chapter on how you have to drain it regularly and I'm thinking it would have been NICE if the bastard at the pet store had EXPLAINED that to me, because I'm a man on the GO, a BUSINESSMAN, and I the last thing I need to do is stop what I'm doing every ten minutes to DRAIN the LIZARD.

Now that I think of it, when I was leaving the store, I sort of remember that BASTARD saying "Enjoy your lizard" and chuckling a little under his breath. I didn't think about it too much at the time, because like I said, I'm BUSY, damn it!

But I've only been home for a half hour and so far I've had to drain the lizard TWICE! HELL!

I'm sorry, I'd like to post more on the subject, but the pet store closes at 10 and I need to call them NOW if I want to call that smug bastard a BASTARD before I go to bed tonight. And I definitely WANT to. Call him a BASTARD...yeah, that's gonna be SWEET.

:evilgrin:

[petronius]

1. If you trade in the lizard for a monkey, you should be aware that

spanking is an apropriate form of discipline when it gets uppity...

[Lil Missy]

2. Why the hell do you hav to DRAIN a lizard??? Never heard of that before.

And, what do you have to drain?? WTF???