POST HERE

[SPKrazy]

to be considered by Kitchen Witch

for a role in her Empire!!!!!!

:hi:

[Droopy]

1. I'd like to be considered for the position of

resident story writing trucker. I know there's a lot of competition for that, but I think I am much better qualified than my opponents.

[SPKrazy]

4. done!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

2. Ok

I'm sort of lazy and unmotivated. I really don't like being ordered around and I don't care for dealing with the masses either. Oh, and I won't wear a uniform...or any other clothes really. I have a tendency to lose focus easily and wander off aimlessly. I drink to excess and have questionable morals.

I'm sure I'm good for something.

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

3. Don't Worry

you will be assured a place in the Empire :evilgrin:

;)

[fizzgig]

5. you took my job

x(

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

6. nooooo

you're the PR person remember :P

[fizzgig]

10. fine

just as long as i don't have to take orders from anyone and get to walk around in whatever i want

oh yeah, i also get to me surly and unpersonable (i like to make up words) :P

[SPKrazy]

12. well you'll have to discuss the word thing with the Empress

but the rest

hey its the internets baby

wear what you want to or don't want to

oh

if ya get too surly

we'll just get you some PBR

:hi:

[fizzgig]

15. yay!

but the word thing is a deal breaker :P

[BarenakedLady]

7. Slackers rule!

I'm sure there is room for both of us.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

8. there is

:evilgrin:

always room for slackers without much in the way of clothes :P

[fizzgig]

9. sweet

let's get moving....errr...slacking :D

[SPKrazy]

11. see

:D

[puerco-bellies]

13. I petition her most exalted highness for the position of Court Silversmith.

I also work in gold.

[SPKrazy]

16. There is no doubt that you are in fact now

the Court silversmith

:woohoo:

and goldsmith

:woohoo:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. She'll probably behead me

since I tried to start a coup! :P

[fizzgig]

17. off with her head!

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Meep!

:o

[fizzgig]

30. that's right, young lady

:P

[SPKrazy]

18. no, we have a plan for using you my friend

:evilgrin:


:D

Let's say just keep the camera at hand :rofl:

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. What the what?

:scared:

[SPKrazy]

21. as official photographer of the Empress silly

what did you think???


:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. PEV

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

26. oh come on now

me

PEV

:rofl:



:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Oh yeah, that's right. You're as pure as the driven snow...

:eyes:

[SPKrazy]

32. okay

I'M A PEV

sooooo

what's happenin?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. BWHAHAHAHa

How you doin'? *wiggles eyebrows*


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

35. okay!!!

;)

doing okay thanks

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

22. Her Serene Highness has already been benevolent enough to honor

my humble self with a position on her Privy staff

(as long as I don't wear bigger hair than she does) :hide:

[SPKrazy]

23. Oh good!

you can be whatever you want to be then

:shrug:

:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

24. I'm thinking Keeper of the Royal Purse

i have an honest face right?

RIGHT!??!

[SPKrazy]

28. that's not for me to say

:spray:

:hi:

[flvegan]

27. I'm keeping my current role as Supreme Admiral of the Lounge Navy.

[SPKrazy]

29. we expected you would

and your services will be needed in the WOC

:thumbsup:


:patriot:

carry on!

[Inchworm]

34. May I apply for the Town Drunk position?

My dad is on the right. I come from a good town drunk bloodline.

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

36. i dunno...

that's a highly lobbied for position here

KW will decide that one

but we'll consider your application :P

next...

[Inchworm]

37. Nepotism doesnt work any more?

What will become of us?!

C'mon dad!

:hide:





(I'm evil)

[SPKrazy]

38. you and your monkey will be notified

if the position is available :P


now move along


NEXT!!!!!!



:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

39. I challange you

for the right to be

town drunk......

we should have a "drink off"
sometime.....


:beer: :beer: :beer:

lost

[SPKrazy]

40. perhaps that will be how the issue is resolved

a lounge drink off for town drunk?

:shrug:



:scared:


the lounge might be dangerous that night

no guns allowed

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

41. I'm a lightweight!

makes me a better town drunk! I get silly quicker. :P

Can we perhaps be the couple in town that's always drunk and causein trouble?

:rofl:

:beer: