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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:50 PM
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BEST GIFT EVER- this one will make you famous (seriously)
There are a lot of versions of this but I saw an ad in the paper today for this at Walgreens.

Opens those plastic impossible-to-get-open packages.



http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=301615&id=prod3458246#



I tried desperately to find one of these last year but I found that the online sites that sold these were very "iffy" (at best). I went to every store that I could imagine and finally a guy at Best Buy told me they had to get rid of them because people would buy them and then turn around, walk right back into the store, and open packages and steal the merchandise.

I find that very funny.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:53 PM
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1. Wow! And not as messy as the hand grenade.
DAMN those bubble packs!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:55 PM
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2. I saw an informercial for one of those things
they never show the initial part of getting over the fold, always just a simply glide across buttery plastic.

It'll never be like that, unless there's a tiny little lightsaber inside each one.

And dude, after your egg-beaters thingy, learn to stop buying crap!

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:58 PM
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4. LOL I recovered that from the trash heap just yesterday
My wife thinks it is out of the house... it's not!!!

The opener thing isn't crap. It works!!!

BTW- you have the link to the patent for the eggstractor??? :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:00 PM
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7. googled 'egg-shell remover' because I couldn't remember the name
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:01 PM
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8. THEY HAVE CENTRIFUGES!!!
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:57 PM
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3. thanks! I'm buying two of those tomorrow for under the tree!
what a great idea
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:58 PM
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5. Now, the trick is
getting the package open

:grr::bounce:
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 05:59 PM
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6. ROFL. once I get one open
the other one will be a snap

:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:01 PM
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9. yeah, like morons who send out copies of the winzip installer in zip format
x(
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:05 PM
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10. I keep a little box cutter on my keychain for that stuff.
My boss gets them for free but I think they'd be about a buck at a hardware store, and I use mine for everything from opening those g-d clamshell packages to opening packages at work to cutting gift wrap for presents.

like this: http://www.epromos.com/product/8822636.html
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:09 PM
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11. Also useful for creating a fuss at the airport
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:12 PM
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14. So far I've sucessfully remembered to remove it before then,
but if they confiscate the darn thing I'm out $1.

My boss never takes his off and he flies all the time. Yay homeland security! :eyes:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:11 PM
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13. As Mama Klump said "Good thing I brought my blade!"
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:11 PM
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12. Is This For People Who Don't Know How To Use A Scissor?
:shrug:
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 06:36 PM
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15. I think the PED EGG is the must give gift this year
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 07:11 PM
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16. OUCH!
geesh I use a soft stone.
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