I am ascared!!!! What if we can't defeat christmas??

[Guava Jelly]

I mean look at what we are up against..
Hold me...:yoiks:

[underpants]

1. As I understand the narrative

Christmas dies and then comes back to life sometime in the Spring.

you might want to check that out but that is the gist of it as far as I know.

[Guava Jelly]

2. So you are saying that Christmas is like the Phoenix

How can we kill what wont die??????? be afraid be very afraid!!

[datasuspect]

3. if it bleeds

we can kill it

[Guava Jelly]

6. Can we??

I have heard that certain segments of our species bleed monthly..I sure as shit ain't going up against one of them.:hide:

[Cabcere]

17. My cat's name is Phoenix

so I'd say you just have to have good aim w/a squirt bottle. ;) :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

18. If Phoenix is like my Obie I imagine your trigger finger never gets any rest.

:hi:

[Cabcere]

22. LOL

He's a little better-behaved, now that a) he's grown up and b) he has another cat to keep him company. And of course having a "police dog" who takes it upon herself to chase after the cats and bark hysterically when they're doing something wrong doesn't hurt either. ;) :hi:

[Connonym]

4. but as long as we are able to resist

keep the legend alive some day we may be able to finally overcome Christmas

[Guava Jelly]

7. Someday never comes.

You are right though.
We shall overcome!

[TK421]

5. Does that reindeer have explosives strapped to its neck?

pretty creepy, indeed

[Guava Jelly]

8. (If i was better at photoshoping he would)

:D

[SPKrazy]

9. With our new Empress Kitchen Witch

and her air force of Witches


we will defeat those gun toting reindeer :grr:

and the penguins too!

in tanks

gee

tanks alot

:eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

11. As mighty a force as Kitchen Witches I still fear defeat..

They have Penguins man!!!!!!

[SPKrazy]

13. I know!!!

but we have witches and broomsticks :silly:

and magic or is it and they have guns :yoiks:

oh


SHIT!!!!!

and TANKS

and we have memories

so it will be

Tanks for Memories???

:eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

14. But...but...but..They have an add campaign...

All is lost!!!

[SPKrazy]

28. never fear

Underdog is here

and he's

a liberal

and

a

BEAGLE!!!!

:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

10. I'm ready to fight, thanks to John Gibson!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

12. It will be a close fight Seattlesexy according to faux news

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

19. Don't worry. I'm bringing my wing man.

[Guava Jelly]

20. Smart move!!

:D

[Cabcere]

36. LOL! "Whore on Christmas" - priceless.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thanks for the laugh, SeattleGirl! :hi:

[trof]

15. Look out for this guy, too.

[Guava Jelly]

16. Is he flipping us off??

We are doomed!!

[Kucinich4America]

21. Uh-oh, Santa Claus is coming to town.... and he's pissed off!!

[SeattleGirl]

24. He sure is!

[lost-in-nj]

23. UH OH WE are in FUCKING trouble......

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

lost

[SPKrazy]

27. No

he was taken out early thank the gawdesses

Kitchen Witches air command took him out early Friday morning

any further sightings of him are of body doubles.

DNA evidence is available for examination, just contact me and I'll be happy to show it to you ;)

:D

:hi:

[Kucinich4America]

25. OH shit! Bill O's called in reinforcements!!!

Even HELL is no longer safe from Christmas!!

[SeattleGirl]

26. I know! And look what happened to Santa!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Downtown Hound]

29. O' ye of little faith

Fear not! Our dark pagan homosexual lords will see us through in our battle to rid America of all that is decent and clean and Godly. Have faith.

[SPKrazy]

30. maybe we should let someone else be our spokesperson though

:P

no offense

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. I'm a librul AND I believe in God. I am their worst nightmare because I call out their hypocrisy.

Also, I shall send upon them, The Zuni Fetish.

[SPKrazy]

32. Attack!

:woohoo:


:rofl:

[MGKrebs]

33. Actions are being organized on several fronts.

Tinsel eradication, ribbon suppression, poinsettia diversions. Stay in touch with your local organizer.

The chair is against the wall.

[VenusRising]

34. Don't be a such a hugh moran! We HAVE to!!!!!!!

If we can't defeat Christmas then those little pointy-eared elves will continue to work for nothing but shelter up there in the North Pole. Everyone knows that just leads to higher taxes because they won't pay their fair share. It also means that slave owner, Santa, will continue to reap all the reward from all the free labor. Well, it's our money and our jobs, and it's our duty to take on those pointy-ears and their big, fat-cat boss in his velvet and fur trimmed pimp suits.















:P

[Gonzo Gardener]

35. Easy win... they'd surrender for a bucket of sardines and a bag of apples.

If that doesn't work I'll make a few high power mini marshmallow blowguns!



:hi: