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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 09:27 PM
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How come every time you come around.. my London, London bridge want to go down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajS4ysJ4C9s

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
the beat is good to dance to
but what does it mean??????????


Oh shit (oh shit)

Are you ready for this?
Oh shit (oh shit)
Ohhhhh
It’s me, Fergie
The Pimp!
Paulo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby?


When I come to the club, step aside.
Part the seas, don’t be havin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!


How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Now As The drinks start pouring,
And my speech start slurring,
Everybody start looking real good.

Grey goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I’m wishin’ that I didn’t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
It’s like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news.

And I’m like get up out my face, (oh shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace. (oh shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste. (oh shit)
You got that?
< London Bridge lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com >
I got the bass.


How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type you know they comin' right
Fergie lve em' long time
My girls support right?


When I come to the club, step aside.
Pop the seats, don’t be hatin' me in the line.
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine.
I’m Fergie Ferg,give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor,
Back to back, drop it down real low.
I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho,
‘Cause you know
I don’t give a fuck, so here we go!


How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



lost
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 09:30 PM
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1. is this a sex thread?
if it is

count me in :evilgrin:

:rofl:

as for the song

:wtf:

:shrug:

sounds like a sex song though to me :P
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:22 PM
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2. That's actually a Billie Holiday cover
True fact.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:28 PM
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6. Which song???
My dad would have left my Mom for her....
thanks


lost
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:39 PM
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15. Um..
It was the B-Side to her often overlooked HWC, covered many years later by Liz Phair.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:26 PM
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3. Fergie sucks the decayed anus of an undead llama.
:puke:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:27 PM
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4. Oh dear god
perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't stop laughing!!!!!


thanks


lost
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:32 PM
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9. Incidentally, I count 'My Humps' as the worst song in the history of music.
And that's counting the wailing of the damned in the bowels of Hell as 'music.'
Words cannot express the loathsomeness of that song and that woman.
Anyone can tell you how much I hate Nickelback.
I will tell you this...I would rather listen to an entire album's worth of Nickelback than suffer through 'My Humps' again.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:37 PM
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12. Strong words, but...
Are you including Samantha Fox's stellar late-80's offering of I Wanna Have Some Fun in your calculations?

Surely any other claim of "worst song ever" must account for this putrid ditty.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:39 PM
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14. Link me and I will adjudge how putrid this song is.
'My Humps' is putrid like when you open a casket and discover a worm eaten woodchuck that's been baking in the filthy heat of summer for a few days and is nice and maggoty.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:43 PM
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19. I don't disagree with that assessment, but
I Wanna Have Some Fun is like the gangrenous skunk trapped for a week in that casket and forced to subsist on the woodchuck's remains.


I'll see if I can find you a link.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:49 PM
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20. Found it, and I'm sorry...
as bad as it is...it's terrible, true...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75dwVl_6H4

but worse than this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgiesQPXk84
nothing could be worse than this...even the breath of the homeless man who ate that nasty skunk and hasn't brushed his teeth in forty years.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:25 PM
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30. I'll top that.
I found a dead bobcat in Texas.

It had clearly been run over by a semi. You could see the double tire tracke.

The entrails... well, half were coming out the ass... the other half were coming out the mouth.

I would rather make sweet love to that bobcat than endure "My Humps."

I'm series. :(
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:27 PM
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33. Saw a deer that had been creamed by a semi.
Half of it was in the road, the other half was ON the road...in bloody lumps.
Blood was everywhere. It looked like a grotesque crime scene.
I would eat that for my dinner and wash it down with a glass of its rotten bile before exposing myself to such garbage again.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:32 PM
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39.  Did you get out and look at it for about a half an hour
going "Fuckin' A... a bobcat! But sweet JEBUS that shit's NASTY! Fuckin' A... a bobcat! But sweet JEBUS that shit's NASTY! Fuckin' A... a bobcat! But sweet JEBUS that shit's NASTY!"

Et cetera? :shrug:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:38 PM
Response to Reply #39
42. No I said...
:puke: and kept going...
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:43 PM
Response to Reply #42
45. Well my ass got out.
Trust me.

Fergie is WAY WORSE.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:00 AM
Response to Reply #30
50. It's Exploding Deer season here in western PA
Some of the larger male specimens can cover close to 100 yards of open highway.


Now that's one way to stretch a buck.



Haw! Haw!! Haw!!! I'm a comedic genius, god damn it!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:28 PM
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5. oh tell us what you really feel
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:eyes:

:rofl:

:spray: :spray:

:hi:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:30 PM
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7. i don't like her music very much. you could say i DISlike it, even.
in fact, you could even say i...HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER HATE HERATHEHATHATEHATEHTATHEHAHTHEHHDHDGLJKGH;dkhZFkhzDgkshlkgrwt
srh

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :beer: :beer: :nopity: :boring: :shrug: :kick: :dem: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :pals: :grouphug: :hide: :dilemma: :web: :weekly:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. ...
:spray:

you fucker

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I cant' breathe right now dammit!

:rofl: :rofl:

SHIT
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:33 PM
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10. oh shit i killed him.
lost, help me bury the body.
bring a hacksaw and a few hefty bags.
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:37 PM
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11. I'll bring the kind
that will hold an elephant!!!!
and a chain saw would work so much better!!!!!

lost!!!!!!!!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:38 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. wait
i came back

:spray:


OMFG

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

glad to know who my friends are here

get rid of the body

:rofl:






:yoiks:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:40 PM
Response to Reply #13
17. we just wanted to give you a burial at sea...
...in the east river. in the dead of night.
next to jimmy 'crazy legs' falcone.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:39 PM
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16. i do have a chainsaw. make sure to wear a smock and rubber gloves so that...
oh wait.
he's alive.
edit.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:41 PM
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18. HE'S ALIVE HE'S ALIVE HE'S ALIVE
oh well

carry on

:silly:

:P
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 10:51 PM
Response to Reply #18
21. ...

?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:27 PM
Response to Reply #16
35. I find chest waders provide better coverage.
:o
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:02 PM
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22. I agree
that gal is just plain NAS-TAY
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:04 PM
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23. Not attractive. Not talented.
Just willing to wear next to nothing and act trampy, which automatically is 'hot' to shallow, sex-obsessed losers.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:07 PM
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24. HOO-ER
:D
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:14 PM
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25. Isn't that what 'My Humps' is basically about?
Being a trashy gold digger?
It's always nice to see women encouraging the objectification of women.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:15 PM
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26. you are CORRECT
I cannot STAND her :puke:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:22 PM
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29. Marry me.
:D
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:25 PM
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31. Is that the only qualification you have to marry you?
An intense hatred of fergie's 'music'?
:P
I think kagehime might object, though.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:26 PM
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32. Trust me.
Kagehime has NOTHING on me. :o
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:27 PM
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34. Kagehime has my undying love.
=P
What you got over that?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:29 PM
Response to Reply #34
36. I could tell you.
But it would get this thread locked. :o
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:31 PM
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38. I doubt it beats Sara...
;)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:34 PM
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40. Does this "Sara" person do THAT?
:shrug:

And yes, I am talking about THAT. :evilgrin:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:37 PM
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41. I don't know about THAT...
but she does do THIS.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:42 PM
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43. Damn.
I can't compete. :(
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:43 PM
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44. Sorry...
I do appreciate your love of Harry Potter and Snape, and your hatred of Fergie, but when it comes to Sara, noone can compete.
:hug:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:44 PM
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46. awww
:hug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:46 PM
Response to Reply #44
47. Well, if it doesn't work out...
:P
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:52 PM
Response to Reply #47
49. There's a lot of beautiful Lounge Ladies.
:hug:
and you're definitely one of em.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:08 AM
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51. Thanks.
:pals:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 12:13 AM
Response to Reply #51
52. You know it.
It's all love. :pals:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:47 PM
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48. Oh, and I am an avid birder and I have a brazilion species on my life list
:o
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:21 PM
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27. That shit sucks goats.
:(
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:22 PM
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28. Listening to this is like drinking the fetid milk from the putrid rotten teats of long-dead female
goats.
And worse.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-25-07 11:30 PM
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37. When I say "sucks goats"
I am not referring to female goats. :(
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 01:58 AM
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53. IF ya gonna dis the Ferg step aside
SHEZ da bomb!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 08:49 PM
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54. ...
You're kidding right? I mean...seriously...you're kidding...right?
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 04:52 AM
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55. Guilty pleasure... I love me some Ferg!
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 05:25 AM
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56. Awful, awful song.
I read in a magazine awhile back that her own dad, after hearing it for the first time, told her it was the worst song he's ever heard! :thumbsup:
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