A haiku

[Orrex]

"Three Brazilians died."
"Dreadful," said the President.
"How many is that?"

[Swede]

1. Gesundheit!

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[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. This must be DUzy worthy!

:thumbsup:

[Orrex]

4. You're very kind

But actually I penned it some months ago. Something just inspired me to repost it today, is all...

[TZ]

6. no, really I wonder why

Someday, I am going to secure funding to examine the phenomenon of lame copy-cat threads and repetitive worn out joke reposts (something sadly my own stepfather suffers from as well). Perhaps it will be dubbed Kewpitits?

[Orrex]

7. Well, IMO the joke isn't simply in the repetition...

It's in the variations each of which must be sufficiently similar to the original to qualify as a "Brazillions" joke while being sufficiently different to be a joke unto itself.



That's the madness to my method, if you must know.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Excellent! I couldn't figure out how to make that one work in Haiku form.

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

5. another haiku

There once was a man
From the town of Nantucket
In a limerick.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Ongaku

http://www.regonaudio.com/ongaku.html

[quip]

9. A haiku that sums up my day:

Nekid pregnant spread
Christina Aguilera
Got me flamed today


;(

[Dr. Strange]

10. Seems like anytime Christina Aguilera gets naked...

someone's ends up getting hurt!

:shrug:

[quip]

11. Well, it's all right now

I learned my lesson well,
you see you can't please everyone,
so ya, gotta please yourself. :-) :hi: