TM - "Mom, just because your arm hurts, yelling at us isn't going to make it feel better".

[Midlodemocrat]

Me: "You wouldn't think so, but oddly enough it does"


Crappy kids leaving their dishes all over the house. :grr:

[flvegan]

1. You gonna get to my laundry today?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Nice post, Oprah.

Not likely.


:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. I'm gonna have to get a housekeeper if this keeps up.

I'm sure as hell not posting about it though.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I have one. Comes every week.

She's a goddess.

:bounce:

[LeftyMom]

6. No happy endings, mister.

:grr:

[underpants]

13. |

LOL

[DS1]

5. Nice hovel, poster

[Midlodemocrat]

7. At least my feet are clean, Hitler.

[DS1]

8. Licked clean by your starving dogs, Michael Vick

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Yeah, like I'd let my pitbulls lick my feet.

What are you, a cannibal?

[sniffa]

9. prove it

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Dude. I have the ugliest feet on the planet, so no.

:rofl:

They're short and stumpy, like Flintstone feet. Fred, that is.

[MrCoffee]

10. Nice tip, Cheney

next time pay cash and leave a gratuity.