I got a question for the FSM Pastafarian people

[Kucinich4America]

Who is considered the "evil" antithesis to the Flying Spaghetti Monster? The "Satan" figure, as it were.

Am I correct in assuming it should be Dr. Atkins, the enemy of all carbohydrate-based life forms?

[elshiva]

1. LOL! Sorry, I don't know much about this religion.

Does the FSM have to have a "satan" figure? Is it a dualistic religion?

[zabet]

2. Low-mein Lucifer

:shrug:

[elshiva]

3. Is that what your avatar is called?

[zabet]

7. No...LOL

my avatar is the notorious
Early Cuyler from the cartoon
"Squidbillies" on Adult Swim.

[elshiva]

8. Thank you for clarifying. But with an avatar like that you just had

to post on this... Early looks like FSM's mean old uncle. I do not have cable so I would never have gotten the reference.

[zabet]

12. No problem...

I do not have cable either.
My son bought me the 1st season
DVDs over to watch. It cracked
me up, hillbilly squids that live
in the mountains of Georgia. It
is a sick, sick cartoon and funny
as shit to me. ;)

[deucemagnet]

4. I don't think there's a Satan figure, but there is a hell.

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.<19> Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.<20>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism

[elshiva]

6. Thank you for the information. Are you a Pastafarian?

[deucemagnet]

13. No, I wouldn't call myself a Pastafarian,

but I find the FSM entertaining. :)

[Benfea]

9. There are some pastafarians who claim there is no hell. -NT

[Kucinich4America]

10. Would that be the Lasagna's Witnesses sect, by any chance?

Just a random guess.

[Kucinich4America]

11. Warm beer, from a volcano or otherwise

Would ONLY be served in Hell. :puke:

[MissMillie]

5. Dr. Robert Atkins

I think

[TrogL]

14. There is no need for one

His Noodly Appendages serve all.