Play a Spoof Christmas song.

[Inchworm]

Play a holiday schmoliday song from any genre.

This one means a lot to me hehe

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U

Mr. Grinch
Author: Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Gr-inch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Gr-inch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Gr-inch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Gr-inch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Gr-inch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

_______________


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:loveya:

[Heidi]

1. That's probably my favorite Christmas song of all.

It's also on Mojo Nixon and the Toad Liquors' "Horny Holidays" album. :thumbsup:

Here's one for you!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5573921179750811749&q=Jingle+cats&total=2114&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

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2. Yay! My dogs said that was the funnest song evah!

of course I was terrorizing them in full blast as it played :P

:loveya:

[badgerpup]

3. Here's the link for the lyrics...

http://www.schickele.com/composition/consortchristmas.htm
See if I can find the songs.
I loves me some PDQ Bach. There's some serious talent and craftsmanship in these 'funny' songs.
:wow:They're all sung a cappella, you'll note, and there's some pretty intricate things going on in the harmonies.

On edit: Bugger. Can't find a MIDI or anything where it actually plays them...but they're on the album Portrait of PDQ Bach.
Which is worth owning, if only for the Missa Hilarious...:rofl::woohoo:

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4. would be great to hear from what I just read

search and destroy!

:D

[kentauros]

15. I have that album...

Throw the Yule Log On Uncle John
Good King Kong Looked Out
O Little Town of Hackensack

What's great is how they emphasize different words within the verses, making things sound a little different than they mean

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. There's a whooooooole mess of 'em here

Bob Rivers' Twisted Christmas

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6. Whats your favorite?

Thanks for the linky

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. That would be

"Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear" by the Los Angeles Gay Men's Chorus.

But there's a lotta good ones — "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire," "Grahbe Yahbalz," "I Am Santa Claus" (a la "Iron Man"), "Jingle Hells Bells," "O Little Town of Bethlehem" (to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun"), "We Wish You Weren't Living With Us" and "The What's It To Ya Chorus."

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12. LoL

ok.. once I gave in to clickin.. LOL

Good stuffs!

:yourock:

[kentauros]

17. Here's the youtube version of

Bob Rivers "Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear"


Somewhere around here I have a Mojo Nixon Christmas CD... ;)

[Heidi]

18. If you're a Mojo Nixon fan, I :heart: you.

:hi:

[kentauros]

24. I am a fan of Mojo...

...I just don't have much of his music. I probably should get out more and buy music from time to time ;)

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20. beautiful man.. beautiful!

:rofl: I accidently let it run to long and he denied it all! :P

:applause:

[annonymous]

26. I love Bob River's Twisted Christmas tunes

My favorites are "Flu Ride" and "Be Claus I Got High"

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Okay, good day, this is the Christmas part of the album...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QB433pSiY

[Heidi]

8. Bwahahahahahahahaha, eh?

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

9. It's a classic, eh?

Hoser. :P

I love the end where they're talking about how it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven.

[Heidi]

11. And a happy Boxing Day to you, smarty-pants,

and to the haven of civility in which you will observe it. :rofl:

:P

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13. The Great White North!!!

Why does this make me smile....

Thinkin Red Green :P

... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks!

:hi:






and a beer in a tree

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14. Thanks dude. merry xmas hoser!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZyCVpM43MU

:rofl:

[kentauros]

21. Oh, take off, eh!

SCTV forever!

(my past-wife was a Newfie, by the way ;) )

[Manifestor_of_Light]

16. Boris Karloff was a fabulous Grinch.

That voice!! Yes I am old enough to remember when Boris Karloff was alive.

His ghost supposedly haunts the Dakota Apts. in NYC.

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19. Assumin that is the Mr Grinch singer

I'd take the seasick crocidiiiiile!

:P

[Bombero1956]

22. That's Thurl Ravencroft

who sings the Grinch song. He also was Tony the Tiger.

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31. Ahhh

I almost missed you thinking you were Perragrande correcting me for thinking it was Boris Karloff. (if that makes sense)

Thurl Ravencroft, gotcha. Thanks Gargoyle.

:hi:

[MissMillie]

23. The 12 Pains of Christmas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XH-He10OZ_E

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28. That was cute

hehe

:hi:

[kentauros]

25. There's a whole slew (sleigh?) of

"Seasonal Favorites" linked here :)

The world’s worst version of Oh Holy Night (Unknown)
http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/xmas/OHolyNight.mp3

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29. I want my 2 minutes back

:rofl:

That guy slayed that song! Bad...

:hi:

[kentauros]

32. And yet...

...it's still with me as I work, making me smile or chuckle from time to time

And if we're gonna mention P.D.Q. Bach, then we must have a little Portsmouth Sinfonia, too :D
(The World's Worst Orchestra and proud of it!)

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Portsmouth Sinfonia)
http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/xmas/SugarPlumFairy.mp3

[Va Lefty]

27. I am Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbFIt3V5AxQ

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30. That light house always rocks!

First time I've seen the "I am Santa Clause" one.

:hi:

[kentauros]

33. That was great!

I wonder what the neighbors thought of that light show?

[krispos42]

34. Rusty Chevrolet

Take your pick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeGi7sHu6As
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjcIekArJY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrfCVP1fYMA&feature=related

"Christmas at Ground Zero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdrMOttV_s

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY&feature=related

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35. LoL- weeeeeee! The Night Santa went Crazy!

:rofl:

Tastes just like chicken!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

36. Merry Fucking Christmas - as sung by Mr. Garrison (South Park)

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry F**king Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And f**king celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry F**king Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
http://www.metrolyrics.com>

Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And f**king celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry F**king Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry F**king Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry F**king Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..


Can't link to video from work, but it's out there

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38. Found a youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01u8YtVjDUU

Hehe! Good one.

:hi:

[PeaceNikki]

37. A Lonely Jew On Christmas - Kyle Broflofski (South Park)

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
'cause there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Latkes..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish..
And what the f**k is up
With lighting all these f**king Candles, tell me please?

I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

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39. Youtube with a House setting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J5yvnNVtvo

:hi: