So Dick Cheney and George W Bush went into a restaurant

[Deja Q]

The waitress comes over to ask for their orders.

Dick says "I'll order some hash browns and a coffee."

The waitress writes down his order and than asks George what he wants.

"Okay, I'll have a quickie." he says.

She responds, "Wow, now you're reminding me of Bill Clinton."

Dick turns to George and whispers "Sir, it's pronounced 'quiche'."

[taterguy]

1. OMFG ROFLMAO

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Deja Q]

2. Please don't use that smilie...

...at least until my joke becomes as nefarious as the "brazillion" joke. :spray:

:yourock:

[taterguy]

7. Please don't tell me what similies it's appropriate for me to post

;-) ;) :D :P :9 ;( :P :9 :* :+ :7 O8) :evilfrown: :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :mad: :puke: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :boring: :spank: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :beer:

[MrCoffee]

3. and the three Brazillian chefs shake their heads

[Bucky]

4. A brazillion laughs

[ohiosmith]

5. That's like the brazillionth time I've heard that.

:hi:

[trof]

6. and all the other patrons got up and walked out.