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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 02:23 PM
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When the rapture happens, will people who go take the clothes they
are wearing?

:shrug:

Important stuff that I need to know!
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 02:28 PM
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1. Depends on which fundies you ask.
I have seen depictions of the Rapture where they actually leave the clothes, and that's how you know the person was raptured, because, for example you would find a car crashed into a tree. No body or blood behind the wheel, but a full set of clothing including underwear and shoes.

I do find it ironic that the same people who made such a huge deal about Janet Jackson's boob being on live TV for one tenth of a second think nothing of rising up into the clouds completely naked, however.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 02:49 PM
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2. These people are worried they will be raptured when they are naked.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 02:54 PM
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3. OMG!!
:rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 02:55 PM
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4. "You mean that our clothes is saved?"
:rofl:
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:08 PM
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5. I can't believe all the people rejoicing over there about skipping out on their utility bills
...and wasting water, because they forgot to turn the shower off when they get beamed up.

What would Jesus Do? I'm pretty sure that "give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" thing included paying your bills when you're able to do so.

They should set everything up for auto pay deducted from either their checking account or a credit card. And if the credit card companies don't get paid.... well they work for Satan anyway.
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