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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 06:48 PM
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Overheard in Super Walmart.
Overheard a gentleman who had momentarily lost his wife ask... "Woman, whut I done told you about walkin' away from me at the Walmart... don't you know this place is bigger'n papaw's pig farm?!"

Overheard a gentleman at gun counter ask... "Ken I try'r out before I take 'er home?"

Overheard a cashier at checkout say... "Them's 3 for $12 or $2 each."

Shameless copycat. All actual quotes. Hey, it's Indiana folks. :shrug:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 06:49 PM
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1. You know you aren't allowed in Walmart!
:o
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 06:57 PM
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2. But, but, but...
It was Friday night and that's where everyone in town goes on Friday night... right after gorging at the local Chinese Barffett.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 06:58 PM
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3. Hum...
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 07:00 PM
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4. Wow, the writers of "Seinfeld" hang out there often?
With the strike and all, I betcha they do a lot more these days... especially as the show was canceled some time ago...

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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 09:35 PM
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5. You kidding?!
This is where they get the Festivus Poles! ;-)
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