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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:11 PM
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Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch - $600 - Could be yours!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:12 PM
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1. Oh my...
x(
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:13 PM
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2. That's something I'd picture in Quagmire's house on Family Guy. n/t
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 09:20 AM
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23. Giggity giggity goo!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:16 PM
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3. How classy.
:puke:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:23 PM
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4. It looks like a hotdog bun with ketchup and a Good & Plenty stuck at the top.
:P

It's sort of like those ink blots, you see what you want to see.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:30 PM
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5. no way!-- that's a taco....
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:53 PM
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6. Not only is it in incredibly poor taste,
it doesn't even look comfortable. :shrug:
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:54 PM
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7. Do you mean bad decorative taste or bad taste in the larger values-based sense?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:58 PM
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9. Both.
It's not an attractive piece of furniture, and I can't how you would decorate a room to accomdate that couch.

And, it's blatant objectification of female anatomy to create and promote that couch. It strikes me as incredibly sexist.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:06 AM
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10. I don't think it's sexist.
At least, not inherently. It's certainly not meant as a turn-on, except maybe for some with a return-to-the-womb fetish. It could easily be seen as a great celebration of female power. I have some friends who made a movie called "We're Talking Vulva," which involved a costume that was basically an upright, mobile version of that couch. And believe me, these womyn weren't "sexist."
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:08 AM
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11. I think it's possible, in rare circumstance, with certain people
that it wouldn't be sexist. But I doubt that's the case here. If anyone is really manufacturing and selling that I'm sure it's geared towards the fratboy mentality. :(
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:12 AM
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13. I don't share your pessimism.
That model doesn't look like a fratboy, and you might be surprised at the commercial possibilities among progressive people for such an item. I know many who would consider picking one up, all of them female.
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:41 AM
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16. My first reaction is that it's art
Honest.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:10 AM
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12. it's the ultimate pimp-your-crib accessory....
Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 12:11 AM by mike_c
This guy either has one, or wants one....

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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:47 PM
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46. I agree, it's incredibly sexist.
Just like those horrible misogynistic Georgia O'Keefe paintings.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 11:58 PM
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8. I want one.
It looks cozy and warm and...well...just my sorta thing. :P
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:12 AM
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14. I'm pretty sure it's not mine. But'll I look again.
Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 12:12 AM by struggle4progress
<edit:> Nope. It's not mine.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:19 AM
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15. I've done it! I've finally done it!
I've found the little man in the sofa!

:woohoo:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 02:44 AM
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17. Now that's a sextional I could really sink into.
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tainted_chimp Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:53 AM
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20. Nicely done!
:toast:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 03:23 AM
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18. The posting on craig's list has been flagged for removal.
All right--who flagged it? :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:03 AM
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24. this is why I saved to photobucket
whew
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 03:40 AM
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19. That is absolutely repulsive.
And it doesn't even look comfortable.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:30 AM
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21. It looks difficult to clean...
So don't get any G-spots on it....
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:41 AM
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32. Maybe it comes with a douche attachment just for the
vacuum cleaner. :evilgrin:
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:44 PM
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44. Get a Womba!
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skater314159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:50 PM
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47. It cleans my business, my lady business. n/t
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:40 AM
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22. That'll go with my Libearce lithograph ...
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:04 AM
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25. You might get a bit more than you bargained for
...if you buy this couch. Look for a little baby sofa to come out of it in about 9 months. :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:06 AM
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26. a footrest that provides you none
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:07 AM
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27. The perfect gift....
for the man who has
been trying to get back
into what he originally
came out of.
:crazy:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:24 AM
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28. mount it to a wall, cut a hole in the bottom, and have it lead to the secret
room

err womb

The Chronicles of Pornia, or something along those lines
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:40 AM
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31. ...
:spray:

'The Chronicles of Pornia'
The Pussy, the Bitch and
the Whore's Robe

:spank:<---that is so
no one else will have
to do it...it is bad
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:50 PM
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48. no fair!
I wanted to spank you for that! That was awful, and I normally like puns and satirical titles.
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:59 PM
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38. Or place it in front of a window for "A Womb with a View" ...n/t
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:30 AM
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29. Is it a vibrating couch?
Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 10:30 AM by Bucky
Can it at least pretend to be a vibrating couch when I sit in it?
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:59 PM
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39. Yes, but you have to sit in it a really long time first.
And depending on the model, you might get thrown across the room by the force when it does start to shake.
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:30 AM
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30. I'd never want to own one of THOSE again. n/t
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 10:43 AM
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33. kitty would love it.i think its cute.
if i had all the space in the world, i would want one. it doesnt look to comfy but i bet my cat would love it
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:42 PM
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34. I was thinking the same thing - cat furniture
It might be a little difficult to clean the fur off of it, but cats would love it. I might even sprinkle a little catnip around just to drive them crazy.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 01:41 PM
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40. pussy for pussy. nt
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:44 PM
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35. You can't wiggle around in it, though, or it'll get damp.
Redstone
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:45 PM
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36. It doesn't look very comfortable
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 12:54 PM
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37. Perfect furniture for a gynecologist's waiting room....n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:32 PM
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41. kick
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:39 PM
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42. Do they come in a larger size, that one seems like it would be
very tight, for a person of my size.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:44 PM
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43. Don't tell CraftyGal
She'll want one, or worse, want to make one out of yarn.
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CraftyGal Donating Member (602 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:05 PM
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59. You know you like it!
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:46 PM
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45. dibs! nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:57 PM
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49. Who's the dick in the vagina?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:01 PM
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50. ...
:spray:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:05 PM
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51. More info about the couch here ... it was an art project.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:32 PM
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52. I suspected it was an art project, by a woman
,which it was.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:34 PM
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53. Don't forget the upholstery cleaner
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CGowen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:47 PM
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54. .
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:49 PM
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55. Eh, I got one already...
:hi:

RL
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:56 PM
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57. You'd have to be hung like a 55 gallon drum to feel any of that
and this thread is perfectly fine without pictures
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:49 PM
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56. Oh good! Now I can complete my set!
nt
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Left Brain Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:57 PM
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58. Huh.
A guy could get lost in that thing.

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