*maybe*, the first ever…blond GUY joke...

[bridgit]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond guy opened his lunch and said: "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch saw a Burrito and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said: "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blond guy's wife. The blond guy's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch"

:7

[kwassa]

1. Did you hear about the Irishman buried at sea?

Two blond guys drowned digging the grave.

[bridgit]

2. heh!

:(:)

[AmyDeLune]

3. True Story--- :-)

At the place my brother used to work, there were daily orientation meetings. One of my brother's co-workers was a blond guy who used to stand at the podium and tell "blond jokes" before the orientation started.

One day the blond guy tells this joke;

"How do you make a blond laugh on Saturday?...Tell her a joke on Wednesday!"

A blond female co-worker responded, "I don't get it."

The entire roomful of people replied "WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY!!!"

[bridgit]

4. Oy!

:)

[bigwillq]

5. Heard that one before,..it's still funny!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

6. hey, bill!!

:hi:

[Westegg]

7. As a blond guy, I have to admit...

...it took me an extra five seconds to get that joke.

DAMN, DAMN DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!

[bridgit]

9. Baby!! I sometime think there's no one here more 'blond' than I am...

oh, and I strawberry blond does that count :dunce: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

8. I love it !!! That reminds me of a perfect example of blond intelligence ...

How does a blond turn the lights on after sex ...





ah ... come on ... I'll bet you've heard it ...











BTW
~

[bridgit]

10. Precious Joani!!

I've been meaning to send you a pm, but didn't want to bug'ya :hi: :hi: :hi: :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

14. Mail from you is always welcome.

I haven't been around but that'll change until the Spring Thaw.



BTW ...he opens the car door.


:loveya:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

11. Heh, this is a more politically correct version of the joke

The one I originally heard had the Irishman as the fall guy.

[blondie58]

12. too funny, Bridgit

My (blonde) friend and I have a theory about dumb blonde's, though.

We think that the chemicals from the dye must leach into their brains, making them a little more dense. It makes us feel better anyway!

[BreweryYardRat]

13. I was always fond of a different one.

Admittedly, it's one of those you might have to think about for a minute.

***

A blonde is griping to one of her friends, "My stomach always hurts."

The friend says, "So start taking some antacids."

Blonde goes, "No, it's not that kind of pain. My boyfriend is blond too."

***