Good evening. My name is Gennifer Writer.

[Writer]

Lee Mercer and I have had an affair for fourteen years. I therefore declare Lee Mercer to be unfit to enter the Office of the President.

Need proof? I have an audiotape of Lee Mercer and I having kinky discussions about Kool Whip, muffins, and motor oil.

LISTEN!!!

~Gennifer Writer~

[theredpen]

1. The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations

The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international.

[Writer]

2. Stop it. You're making me warm.

[Karenina]

3. May I breastfeed my bi-racial baby in your presence?

Or would that deeply offend you?

[Writer]

4. No. That makes me breathe HARDER.

[petronius]

5. I scoff at your audiotape

Post pictures, or go home.

(And when you get home, take pictures and post them.)

[chknltl]

6. Tell me more...

...especially about the parts with the Kool Whip! Can we see THOSE photos???? :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: