Drinkers Alphabet

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A - Alcohol: The key to surviving High school

B - Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch

C - Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after last night's party

D - Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E - Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F - F*cked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G - Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beers

H - Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I - Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid (after just three beers)

J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home at 5 am

K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M - Money: That which you no longer have due to two dollar draft nite at the bar

N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know...again

O - Oh sh*t!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs

P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

Q - Quit: What you promise to do after spending the nite in jail with Bertha the Bearded Transvestite

R - Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet

S - Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk... aww yea

T - Twenty-one: Usually the age where you reach your peak of drinking

U - Underage: Most of the drinking population in town

V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello

W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelain god

X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)

Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

Z - Zima: Zomething Different....Zomething Fun :)

[sleipnir]

1. HA! LOL!

Good one, that's funny, but sadly some are quite true for me....

Wow, that's a nice laugh tonight after a few drinks by the moniter lite.

[camero]

2. Games

I remember one in particular. Vaguely...lol :)