my most profound GDP post this election season

[matcom]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4146238

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. Would you Please keep it down in there!!!

I can't hear the TV with all the yelling!! :*

[matcom]

2. YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!11111

do you like my 1's honey? :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. Your 1's are HOT!

:* :* :* Oh BABy!!!!111

[matcom]

10. go upstairs and get nekkid!!11

i'll '1' you for the next 43 seconds!

:bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Wow!!!

A marathon event!!! Are you taking Enzyte???

[matcom]

12. careful!

the commercials say if my erection lasts longer than 4 minutes we have to call the doctor!

[Mrs.Matcom]

13. oh that's right!

I forgot about the four MINUTE rule! Phew, good thing you reminded me!

[matcom]

14. do me a favor and set the egg timer for me k?

I don't want to 'go over'

:scared:

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. And I'll make sure to predial 911...

all cuz I lurv you sooo much :*

[DarkTirade]

3. Damn it, now I have to resist the urge to go and yell something crude

and inappropriate...

Not that your thread had anything to do with that, I ALWAYS have that urge. :P

[ThomCat]

4. LOL! I think we're all going to enjoy watching that thread.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

5. You want profoud? Watch American Gladiators.

:D

[matcom]

6. Sir, there is NOTHING Profoud about Gladiators

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

7. You mean, BROTHER, there is nothing profound about Gladiators.

Brother! :rofl:

[matcom]

9. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[Mrs.Matcom]

15. BWHAHAHAHA!

:spray:

[GOPisEvil]

16. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[matcom]

17. You ever seen a grown man naked?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

19. Look Betty, don't start with your white zone shit again!

[matcom]

20. Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about.

You want me to have an abortion.

[GOPisEvil]

21. It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it 's done safely.

Therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

[matcom]

22. The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

23. Shanna, they knew what they were getting into when they bought their tickets.

I say let 'em crash. :rofl:

[matcom]

25. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto. It's a twister, it's a twister!

[matcom]

27. The fog is getting thicker.

And Leon's getting LAAAAAAAAARGER!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Striker. Listen and listen close. Flying an airplane is no different than riding a bicycle,

just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[matcom]

30. Do you have anything to read?

How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

[GOPisEvil]

31. What is it doctor, what's going on?

I'm not sure, I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

[matcom]

32. i'm tired and have to get up early

:rofl:

THANKS for the Airplane remake! :D

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

33. I'm not far behind ya.

5:30 comes early! x(

Get me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo! :rofl:

:hi:

[Initech]

35. I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[SeattleGirl]

24. I thought so too!

And as I said there, YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[matcom]

29. yell with me!

:D

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Dude! STFU, I'm trying to sleep.