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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 06:10 PM
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I think my mom killed my pot plants!
I came home and they were all wilted and smelled like clean and clear! What should I do? Grow them in the attic under lights next time? Well, I kept the picture of White Widow she taped to my door. A boy can always dream!!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 06:12 PM
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1. and what about your acne? she used up all your clean and clear!
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 06:25 PM
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2. Nice try though, calling it "mint."
Duh. Teenagers!

Bake
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:30 AM
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15. well, I was gonna say it was asparagus,
but she knows I don't like the stuff.
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cabbage08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 07:35 PM
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3. Kick
:hide:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 07:41 PM
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4. You.
Are funny!:rofl: :patriot:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 07:45 PM
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5. and how will you wash your face????
:yoiks:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:31 AM
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16. wash my face?
I'm a teenage boy! duh
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 12:38 PM
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26. not metro huh?
:rofl:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 12:52 PM
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27. nope, EMO
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 12:56 PM
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28. then why did you have astringent
:rofl:

hey, you should be at school :spank:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 02:15 PM
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30. As for the astringent,
its about the cutting, not about the bleeding!!


:rofl:

and btw, I am at school!

:smoke:
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 07:46 PM
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6. try brewing your own beer instead. LOL
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:33 AM
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17. teehee
thats in the closet, see, at least it grows in the dark!! The jolly lager beer!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 07:49 PM
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7. It's her house. Did you ask her permission to grow pot plants there?
Oh shit, I'm old.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:33 AM
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18. well, i asked her permission to grow "mint" nt
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:14 PM
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31. Did you hook two little fingers in the air beside your head when you said the word "mint"?
Also, following up the requestion with a big comical winking face would help clarify your intent.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:47 PM
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35. Yes, I did.
I thought that would be cryptic enough to throw her off. We all grow a lot of plants anyway.

'sides, she has a peace sign avi. I thought that meant it was o.k. to smoke pot?!
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:50 PM
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36. It was the electric bills. Use CFL's they use less energy.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 05:02 PM
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37. So you think the 1000 watt HPS's set her on my trail??
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 05:28 PM
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39. Let's say the spinning meter concerned her a bit.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 09:36 PM
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8. dude get one of these
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:34 AM
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19. yeah baby!!
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teleharmonium Donating Member (64 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 10:59 PM
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9. what a buzzkill ! ba da boom
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:41 AM
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20. seriously!
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 11:03 PM
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10. The bitch gotta go.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:41 AM
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21. hear hear!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 11:04 PM
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11. Dude, you gotta move out before you're allowed to do that.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:42 AM
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22. ??really?? I didn't know there were rules!
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-22-08 11:47 PM
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12. I hate when that happens...n/t
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:43 AM
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23. dammit!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 12:24 AM
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13. Mom always said "don't grow pot in the house"
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:44 AM
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24. so its ok in the back yard then?
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 12:28 AM
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14. Man, life's a shit sandwich.
Better luck next time.
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 10:45 AM
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25. I know,
she told me to stop having my dealer over for dinner and now this! what am I sposed to do?
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 01:00 PM
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29. Yes it is but,
the more bread you have..
the less shit you gotta eat. :D
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:33 PM
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33. *snort*
:rofl:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:32 PM
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32. don't swear in front the the lad
tsk tsk, be a good influence :spank:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 04:38 PM
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34. sheesh, I know.
I never did drugs (or tried to grow them), or drank to excess, or had sex, or cursed,
or ran around naked until I came to the lounge. Youse all are a bad influence.

Now back to my English class.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 05:08 PM
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38. Hush you, don't speak unless spoken to
Did your mother teach you any manners? :spank:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-23-08 05:31 PM
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40. Pot plants or pot plants?
There is a difference.
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