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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:13 PM
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UGH - My Nuts are 2 different sizes - what a pain in the butt. Anyone else with this problem?
:hi:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 03:39 PM
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1. Adjust them.
:+
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:18 PM
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2. If your nuts are a pain in the butt, then you're doing it wrong.
Dear GODS, I've been waiting for an opportunity to say that! :crazy:

Thank you. :hi:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:20 PM
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3. I think you're screwed. nt
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:25 PM
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4. Just remember when you go to adjust them
lefty loosie
righty tighty



lost

:rofl: :rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:26 PM
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5. Your nuts are a pain in the butt?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:27 PM
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6. He didn't say whose butt
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:33 PM
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7. Ah. Very good point.
:crazy:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:34 PM
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8. What a wrenching subject.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 04:40 PM
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9. DUH! That's what happens when you mix brazils with filberts.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 05:16 PM
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10. I think the left one hangs a little lower ...
But I ain't takin' a wrench to it!!

bake
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:28 PM
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11. I think I'll just bolt from this thread ...
:yoiks:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:58 PM
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16. saw your favorite David Reinhard (oregonian paper)
on the street yesterday, good ole, right wing reinhard..........:grr: :hi:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:04 PM
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18. Aaaaaargh! I hope you cussed him out and threw a burrito at him!
:hi:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:22 PM
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20. almost
I yelled, "well if it isnt right wing reinhard"
he grunted, he looks like a real sneaky little thing, and then i yelled "blowhard"
and walked back to work from lunch....:hi:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 08:31 PM
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21. Good job!
:rofl:

I hope I see that idiotic @#$%@#$% sometime so I can yell at him, too! :hi:
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:32 PM
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12. You're nuts and you can't count for shit!
;P~
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:32 PM
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13. I have it worse.
mine are metric x(
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:33 PM
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14. Looks like more than two to me
Just how gifted are you?
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 06:54 PM
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15. My boobies are two different sizes, too.
:cry:

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:03 PM
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17. I think you should put your boobies up against my nuts
Edited on Thu Jan-24-08 07:03 PM by matcom
and see who "blinks" first

:rofl:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-24-08 07:07 PM
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19. .
:spray:





:rofl:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:23 AM
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22. I'm shocked - SHOCKED, I TELLS YA - that this thread isn't locked yet!
How did it survive an entire day??? let's kick it up and see if it lasts today.

IBTL!

Bake
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 11:25 AM
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23. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
:rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:29 PM
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24. nuts.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:37 PM
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25. Reminds me of a bar I went to in Anchorage once...
The guy who carded you at the door (obviously this was a lot of years ago) had two buckets of hardware at his feet. If you were male, he reached into one of them and handed you a bolt. For the females, he produced a nut from the other bucket.

Once inside, you had to find who had the nut that fit your bolt, and were required to dance with her.

Interesting idea...
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-25-08 12:52 PM
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26. I could kick your ass and adjust your nuts while I'm at it
yes INDEED
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