I need sex advice, but only if you're NOT anonymous!

[Pale Blue Dot]

Please post your name along with any naked photos you have of yourself; only then will I ask my question.













Ok, hint: It involves a duck, a very large mallet, and a picture of CarrotTop.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. ok. sure.

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. I get the impression

that you haven't discovered the latest Lounge fireworks.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. i have. i thought both sides were equally assy.

:hi:

[Bucky]

3. My real name is David and here's a picture of me working at an interfaith event

PS, I have a very large mallet and it makes Carrot Top duck

[rug]

5. Before I do, how do you feel about pustules?

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. Can I hit them with a mallet?

Or a duck?

[northzax]

7. Only a picture?

my fantasies involve a very large mallet and the real carrot top. It's very gallagher

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. I guess you think that the duck's not all it's quacked up to be.

And with that joke, I'm sure I'll go on about 50 more ignore lists.

[northzax]

9. oh no, the duck's for later

nice and crispy