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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 11:23 AM
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So what's the damage on matcom's house so far?
:shrug:
:D
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 11:30 AM
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1. What house?
Edited on Wed Feb-13-08 11:31 AM by edbermac
Man, you missed a great fucking party! :evilgrin:

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 11:32 AM
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2. irst, I flushed grapefruit down the toilets. Then I blew it to hell with 42,000 pounds of dynamite.
I just wanted to be able to say that I fucked up his plumbing first.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 09:28 PM
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3. What about his Kincaid's?
:D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:06 PM
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5. I raped them.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:20 PM
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7. Then I suppose it doesn't matter that I pissed in the kitchen sink, huh?
:rofl:

Bake
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:33 PM
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8. Not one bit.
:rofl:

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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-13-08 10:03 PM
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4. well the stairs are ok



I think Mrs. Matcom might need a new broom and mop....


lost
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:14 PM
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6. And a larger bucket
:D
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:46 PM
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9. The house is probably just fine
in an unrelated matter, does anyone know how to get model airplane glue out of carpeting or how to patch a moderate size hole in a refrigerator door?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:13 PM
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10. Ask Midlo
One time when she ran out of Franzia and Cracker Barrel take out she took it out on the fridge with her 12 gauge shotgun. She'll tell you what to do.





























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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 07:54 AM
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11. Kick
:kick:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 08:01 AM
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12. Is Matcom back already? Oh, sh**! Drive faster, drive faster!!!


mikey_the_rat
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 10:28 AM
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13. Quick, put up a distraction. Midlo, show TM in a bikini
:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 11:19 AM
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14. Yeah, that'll happen.
:eyes:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 01:52 PM
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16. LOL!!
Come on, you've got to contribute somehow.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 01:34 PM
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15. I forgot to clean the bathroom, I hope that they don't notice.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 10:09 AM
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20. Well, my BFF might, but he sure won't. Looks a lot cleaner than the man box.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 01:54 PM
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17. Rush was in their bed....


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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-15-08 03:44 PM
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18. Don't worry, you can blame this guy...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 10:08 AM
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19. ok. WHO left the 'dirty' thong in the freezer?
x(

:hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-17-08 10:18 AM
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21. How'd you find it? (the freezer I mean....)
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