Time, once again, to play: Favorite Hawkeye Lines!

[Parche]

"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."

[DarkTirade]

1. There are so many good ones, it's hard to choose...

I loved a girl in San Francisco once. No, twice.

:P

[CreekDog]

5. To Colonel Flagg: "you could have hit your head and screwed yourself into the ground."

after a chopper Flagg was in crashed, breaking his arm.

[BOSSHOG]

2. At least his family won't have to live with the knowledge that he died on Christmas Day

After Hawkeye kept a mortally wounded Soldier alive until December 26th. Hawkeye is one of my many heroes, as you are Parche.

[DarkTirade]

6. One of the many episodes that brings a tear to my eye.

Either that or my grandma's chopping onions downstairs...

[BOSSHOG]

8. Still one of the greatest TV shows ever

Universally known for its awesome comedic wit, but it did so very well on serious issues too. I drive my wife nuts chopping onions but all onion related trash has to go in the trashcan in the garage.

[DarkTirade]

10. I have never laughed or cried as much at any other show than I did when I was watching that one.

Let alone both. :P

[Parche]

7. Hey Boss

AWWWWWWWWWW I am touched............:blush: :blush: :blush: :hi:

Here's to you..........'Splice The Main Brace'!!!




'Luckey Fluckey Commanding...........

[KansDem]

3. "Ahhhhh...Bach!" (nt)

[Brigid]

4. Here's one:

"If you liked him in "Gone with the Weems," you'll love him in "A Yank in Korea."

[quip]

9. WHAT????? KLINGER AND RADAR GOT HITCHED?????!!!ELEVENS!!

(oh, sorry, that was me, today)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'Hmmm — Claude Rains'

[texas1928]

12. Potter (drunkenly) "Hawkeye fire the gun"

Hawkeye (looking at the gun) "You're fired."

[DarkTirade]

13. Ooh, another one

Hawkeye, while extremely drunk and under heavy fire, "Why are they bombing us? We're already bombed!"

[Va Lefty]

14. From "Yankee Doodle Doctor"

Hawkeye: Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Two hours ago we operated on him. He's got a fifty-fifty chance. We win some, we lose some. That's what it's all about... no promises, no guaranteed survival... no 'saints in surgical garb.' Our willingness, our experience, our technique are not enough. Guns and bombs and anti-personnel mines have more power to take life than we have to preserve it. Not a very happy ending to a movie. But then again, no war is a movie.

[supernova]

15. I want this whole series on DVD

:D

Just love it.

I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.

[DarkTirade]

18. Whole series ain't cheap.

Unless, of course, you decide to find it on a torrent site...

Not that I'd condone such a thing, of course. Arrrr. Avast!

[Rambis]

16. No you can't have any limbo

In fact, you can't have anything - stroke - nothing which is not approved by STATQUOPAC. Which is enough to make you reach for AIRSICKBAG

[BrotherBuzz]

17. "Is that all you do, bird imitations?"