And the 50 straightest songs of all time are....

[Wapsie B]

:shrug:

I dunno...........you tell me............ :P

[Orrex]

1. Short Dick Man by Jillette, I believe

:shrug:

[Wapsie B]

3. I'll take your word for it.

Never heard it though. :shrug:

[Cant trust em]

2. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin

[Wapsie B]

4. Oh yeah good catch!

Every inch a my love!!

[BeachBaby]

5. Uhhh....When A Man Loves A Woman?

That'd be my guess. :)

[Wapsie B]

6. Oh yes, how could I forget?

That's a good one. :)

[JVS]

7. Slick Rick's music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWRzALFwUtA

[Wapsie B]

10. LOL!

:rofl:

[JVS]

12. I cannot believe that my parents allowed my brother to own that CD at 13.

Obviously the parental advisory went unheeded.

here's another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcOkwmhACko&feature=related

[BeachBaby]

8. A more recent one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-L-jnCPNQ

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

11. Oh yeah!

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. all songs are by default straight

[JVS]

13. even instrumentals?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. no i meant most songs with lyrics are.

[Wapsie B]

16. yeah I can see that

but still, it was a copycat that cried out to be made

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. yeah. wasnt attacking you. just stating a fact :)

i am glad there are some that speak to me and my love. that is all

[Wapsie B]

21. oh no i knew you weren't. :)

i'm glad there are songs of various genres that speak to many people out there. i like some of the white man's blues of old country.

[mondo joe]

15. Take This Job and Shove it; Greatest Love of All; anything by ZZ Top.

[Wapsie B]

17. Oh yeah I can see that.

[Bennyboy]

19. Pearl necklace......... ZZ Top

[Wapsie B]

22. Oh yeah..........that's gotta be in the top 5!

:evilgrin:

[Cant trust em]

20. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Ac/Dc, nt

[Wapsie B]

23. Oh good one!

:thumbsup:

[chknltl]

24. Mandy? Stand By Your Man? Venus? I'm A Believer? Daisy?

:shrug: I need to give up, too many for my my my tiny little brain to be thinking of. Worse: got's me some horrible earworms for my efforts.

[Wapsie B]

27. Sorry,

No intent to cause any intense neurological damage.

[Bennyboy]

25. New New Minglewood Blues Grateful Dead

And my number one occupation is stealing women from their men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op9us2RQ8q0 Preacher man call me sinner but his little girl calls me saint....

[Swede]

26. Having my Baby - Paul Anka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKkdqbsFes


(feat. Odia Coates)


Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
What you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it


That you're havin' my baby


You're the woman I love
And I love what it's doin' to ya


Havin' my baby


You're a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through ya


The need inside you
I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya
Baby, do you feel it growin'
Are you happy you know it
That you're


Havin' my baby


I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me


Havin' my baby


I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me


Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it
No, you wouldn't do it


And you're havin' my baby


I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me


Havin' my baby


I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me


Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me


Havin' my baby
(havin' my baby)


I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me

[Wapsie B]

28. Oh yeah!

Good one!

[Cant trust em]

29. Do me - Bell Biv Devoe

The first overtly sexy song I ever heard. I was probably 11.

[Wapsie B]

37. Yeah that is naughty.

Video has some nice shots too.

[Bennyboy]

30. You Don't Love Me....Allman Brothers Band

Tell everybody, what them young girls do for you....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAHQAtUB58 Check out the young David Letterman....

[Bennyboy]

31. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl

Buddy Guy does a nice one here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNSaBmaQrIA

[Wapsie B]

33. I love Buddy Guy!

:thumbsup:

[OmahaBlueDog]

32. Get up (I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine) by James Brown

honorable mention to "Sex (I'm a.....)" by Berlin and "Doin' It" by LL Cool J.

[Wapsie B]

35. Cool. I like it.

Belated welcome to DU! :bounce:

[Throd]

34. Any song by Motorhead. A band that ugly...

[Wapsie B]

36. Oh yeah.

[Oeditpus Rex]

48. Do NOT diss Lemmy!

Lemmy is GOD! :grr:

[Throd]

49. Lemmy IS a god, just a butt-ugly one

But a God none the less.

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Jerry Jeff Walker covering Ray Wylie Hubbard gets my vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q5Y-PHiOdI

[Wapsie B]

40. Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

39. I f I were a Rich Man

If I were a rich man

I see my wife, my
Golde, looking like a rich man's wife,
With a proper double
chin,
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs
and strutting like a peacock,
Oy! What a happy mood she's in,

[Wapsie B]

42. Yes. I hadn't thought about that one.

[KittyWampus]

41. Do The Clam, by Elvis Presley

;)

[Wapsie B]

43. Naughty naughty............

;-)

[KittyWampus]

45. it's actually got a decent beat. Just kind of a fossil

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Oh. my. dog! It's on YouTube!

Not the actual clip from "Girl Happy," but a slide show from it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZUVfGK9-pU

I still remember that incredibly lame dance. Oddly, perhaps, it's the only Elvis movie I ever liked.

[KittyWampus]

47. Hey everybody gather round! Listen to that bongo sound...

[last_texas_dem]

44. "I Gotcha" by Joe Tex

The Doors' cover of "Gloria"
"Why Don't We Do It in the Road" by The Beatles
"Jungle Fever" by the Chakachas
"Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots

Alright, maybe I'm just working on a list of the top 50 sleaziest songs of all time... haha

[Wapsie B]

50. Yeah sleaziest.........I love it!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

51. God Bless the USA

[Wapsie B]

54. Yeah, full of testosterone, that one.

[BurtWorm]

52. I'm Straight

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dozJ9cdRm-Q

(Here's a passable imitation of Jonathan Richman)

[Wapsie B]

53. I like it!