Here it is, lads! Where’s temeah? temeah get up here!

[Dr. Strange]

After some help from turtlensue, the newest album is finally out. Frecktacular Topology:



The track listing:



I frankly think that this is the turning point, okay? I think this is...we’re on our way now.

[flvegan]

1. Can I see the "before" pic of the girl?

Without the temeah pasties?

[Dr. Strange]

3. I'm not sure I understand the question.

There was no "before" pic. This is what our model looks like. Those aren't pasties--her nipples bear a striking resemblance to temeah.

[quip]

10. Actually, they are tattoos. I was conflicted on the honor of my image being tattooed on

somebody, but I am against nipple alteration (for the most part; all three)

[flvegan]

11. That's amazing!

[LeftyMom]

43. No.

:spank:

[BeachBaby]

2. WTF!!!!

My tambourine playing doesn't get props on the album? SHEESH.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

4. The RIAA has informed us...

that tambourines do not warrant an album credit. Maybe if some of our previous albums had been hits, we could have pressed them on this.

[quip]

8. Money talks and bullshit walks; but every cut on this album is a hit.

If the company is behind this album we can shove it right down their throats.

Or, we could have JGD play cowbell. We can ALWAYS use more cowbell....

[Dr. Strange]

12. Barbershop cowbell raga.

Same key, though, I think.

[quip]

18. Well, since JGD started playing....

If I’m going: Well since JGD started playing, ingggggg.....

[BeachBaby]

21. There he is!!!

Thanks for backing the newest member of the band. :hi:

Cowbell works for me - the more, the better!

I wanna know if any thoughts are in the works if we should go on tour - like costumes, for instance. Thoughts?

[quip]

25. Costumes?????? Egad!!!!! I have a new name for you, JerseyGirlDem! You are now officially:

JEAN9!!!!!ELEVENS!!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

40. Nice post, Giuliani

Get it?
Jean9!!!!!ELEVENS!!

[quip]

41. Doood, you disappoint. I started 1 Tap thread and you muffed it.

:shrug:

[quip]

42. You are a card, and you should be dealt with

"Jersey"GirlDem is dead to me. Henceforth she is "Jean9GirlDem"

OR we could use "Miche11e" (Micheelevene?)

[Dr. Strange]

46. Well, it serves her right.

Taking us to an Air Force base. Why are we going to an Air Force base?

[TZ]

47. because....

The other gigs got cancelled? Don't you dare quit on us, you twisted old fruit!:P

[Dr. Strange]

48. Hey now!

I'm just as God made me.

So...how are we going to get fourteen people in a King Leisure bed?

[TZ]

49. Its a KING bed..

I'm sure we will all fit...That would make for an interesting night, though don't you think:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

50. The King's bed?

I'm definitely not interested then.

[TZ]

51. No, no, no...

I meant a King SIZED bed. There is a line between stupid and clever you know..And I walk both sides of it....:D

[BeachBaby]

52. Damn - for a minute there.....

I thought you caught me in the DU 9/11 forum. Remember now, I still haven't seen the beloved film.....

I googled "Jeanine Spinal Tap"....BWHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, I could pull that off, no prob. Already got the hair. :P

And just so you know I did my homework, I YouTubed "Spinal Tap Jeanine" and found a clip called "Stone Henge - GOOD GAWD, no WONDER you freaked at the idea of costumes!!!!11!!!! :rofl:

[jmowreader]

44. Dress the band up as animals

I think Temeah's would look better in Dolby.

[TZ]

45. don't you mean..

Dobly? Oh you shant recover from that one....:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

5. yup!!

Your on your way alright...

where ???


I have no freekin idea.....





:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Dr. Strange]

29. To the top, that's where!

To the top, infidel!

[quip]

6. Frecktacular! So we didn't have to go with all black after all....

And frecktacular is going to be my new word! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

And here it is the 11th, and I am, pardon my French, FUCKING buried in work today :grr: I will try and break away for some merriment in a while.... :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

7. Oh fuck! It IS the 11th!

Damn! My Tapdar didn't go off.

[quip]

9. Blame Taplite savings

But your timing on the album release was unconsciously frecktacular! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

13. It is, isn't it?

What a bizarre case of...synchronicity.

[TZ]

14. DUDE!

I thought you knew it was the eleventh. Shame, Shame, Shame....You know what that means don't cha?:spank:

[BeachBaby]

16. I think it means.....

that I REALLY need to go and rent out the movie, eh?

The Spinal Tap virgin needs to be deflowered.

[TZ]

17. Yes you do!

Fortunately since you are new here you will get a pass, for now....:D

[quip]

20. "The Spinal Tap virgin needs to be deflowered." Ne'er were truer words spoken.

DuStrange, do you have the gardening tools? :evilgrin:

[TZ]

22. Damn you..

I so want to make a wholly inappropriate joke here but I'm afraid if I did I would be RAKED over the coals.....

[quip]

24. I like the way nipples and virgins and Tap flow together, just simple lines intertwining...

Holding back an inappropriate joke? Are you trying to get TS'd from teh Lounge, TZ???? :rofl:

[TZ]

26. ....

Okay..flower gardens need to be taken care of by cultivating a hoe...just sayin...Just gardening advice....;)

[quip]

28. But the daily hose job is the critical element. Sometimes twice a day.

[BeachBaby]

27. Yes. Yes they do. Even TS's reference to being raked over

the coals can be worked into a virgin sacrifice kind of thing.

That, or I'm just freaking demented. :)

[quip]

30. By the way, JGD, what is your sign?

[BeachBaby]

32. Babe, you missed my birthday on Friday - we had a blast here

and you missed it.

A long way of saying I'm a Pisces. Yes - I know - A FISH.

[quip]

35. Oh, I'm so sorry! Happy belated B-day, JGD!

That will be good to know. For the costumes, I mean. Buy the movie! :D

[TZ]

36. Yes, you missed the fun

BTW, JGD and I were both born in '69...Totally appropriate don't you think...
FYI..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7543922

[quip]

38. "69", eh???? But, of course!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

34. Sadly, I was unaware.

But, today is in fact the 11th.

Sorry, I'm not very good with numbers. :blush:

[TZ]

37. Isn't that

What your students are always telling you?:P

[Dr. Strange]

39. I don't know.

I try not to listen to them.

[quip]

19. Frecktacular. Just. Frecktacular.

Reminds me of a gardening accident incident...

[Dr. Strange]

31. How bizarre...

Perhaps we'd best leave it unsolved, don't you think?

[TZ]

33. yeah

Well can you dust for flowers? I don't know, but the thought makes me want to vomit....:P

[TZ]

15. Taplite savings...LOL!!

So you like the brand SPANKING new album do you....Its no shit sandwich......
BTW--The other night I heard a Tap reference on the NEWS..which is why I remembered..A local college basketball player is the offspring of someone in the movie..The sportscaster ended the highlight by saying "This one goes to eleven...":rofl:

[quip]

23. I've never heard about that; I wonder who it is!

Probably David's; he's the tallest. :D