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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:25 PM
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You're in front of the snack vending machine...
what do you get?

Me, I get the Hot fries.
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:26 PM
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1. love the hot fries. Andy Capp rules. nt.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:26 PM
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2. The Snickers, unless there's some sort of cheddar-powder covered chip
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:28 PM
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3. Nothing.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:29 PM
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4. Then why are you in front of the snack machine?
Just lurking there?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:30 PM
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5. He's fishing for change in the coin return.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:38 PM
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16. No, I'm fishing for change in my pocket. For the last 12 minutes.
:evilgrin:

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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:14 PM
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32. And those pool balls in there?
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:30 PM
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6. I don't watch tv...just read books and spend time with my family. nt.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:36 PM
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10. I'm watching the reflection in the glass of the hot secretary down the hall adjusting her skirt...
:rofl:

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:37 PM
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13. Well move! Some of us are hungry, dammit.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:37 PM
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14. Umm.... BARRABAS!!!
Edited on Tue Mar-11-08 01:38 PM by Rabrrrrrr
:rofl:

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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:32 PM
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7. I am? It looks just like a TV screen with words on it! nt
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:34 PM
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8. Well, it's magical and will dispense a snack if you want.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:35 PM
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9. PayDay.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:36 PM
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11. Fritos. I love Fritos.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:16 PM
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34. I concur.
Fritos are ambrosia.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:37 PM
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12. Andy Capp is dead to me
hey, that was cached!

I wonder why

:hide:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:38 PM
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15. Because your vending machine is skimming off the bags.
What did you get again? Twenty fries?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:41 PM
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18. 29, I think


What's the back of the bag say? Obviously I was ripped off, isn't it "about 35 fries" you're supposed to get?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:43 PM
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19. If I recall correctly, I think I had 41 fries in my bag.
I think it's great you still have that picture in your photobucket account!
:rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:45 PM
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20. You are a freak
Edited on Tue Mar-11-08 01:46 PM by MrCoffee
:patriot: :applause: :patriot:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:18 PM
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36. Yummy!
I haven't had those in yeeeeaars. Now I have a hankering.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 06:05 PM
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45. hope you like getting ripped off
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:16 AM
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54. I remember!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 01:39 PM
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17. Hostess Cherry Pie
The biggest bang for the buck!
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:42 PM
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21. Snickers
I delude myself that the peanuts are good protein.

Or Pop Tarts. When I just can't bother to make up excuses.
:rofl:
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:43 PM
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22. Flamin Hot Cheetos
very yummy.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:53 PM
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26. They make such a thing?
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:54 PM
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28. Yep.
and they now make a cheddar and jalapeno kind, too.
Geez, I eat Cheetos way too often.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:11 PM
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31. oh yeah, i love those. They also now have flaming hot funyuns, i haven't had them
but they look good. Fuck i miss junk food!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:15 PM
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39. Oh HELL yeah!
Maybe some Skittles for dessert. The candy, not the DUer. :D
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:45 PM
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23. Twix. Two for me, none for you! n/t
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:45 PM
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24. Pretzels. There's no such thing as too much salt. nt
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:51 PM
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25. Cheez-Its
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:52 PM
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43. The best Cheez-its


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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:53 PM
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27. Crackers, either with cheese or peanut butter in them.
Every time.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 02:55 PM
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29. The cheese crackers?
Eeeew.

The peanut butter ones aren't to shabby though.

:hi:
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AggieGal Donating Member (635 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:09 PM
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30. Nothing :(
My dollar got jammed in the machine. Hopefully, my coworkers brought change for the snack attacks they have later today.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:15 PM
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33. Leave it to an Aggie...
SIGH



:P


GIG'EM!!!!!!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:40 PM
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38. LMFAO!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:17 PM
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35. TASTYKAKES
YUMMY!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 04:38 PM
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37. A more aptly mis-named product I can not think of!
:P

:hi:
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fight4my3sons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:18 PM
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40. Hostess cupcakes
those are the ones with the white squiggly on top, right? yummy!
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:25 PM
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41. This is gonna sound REAL gay, but I always get whatever is in E7....
...I'm up for advancement, and E-7 (Chief Petty Officer) is the next step. It's a superstition thing for me.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:47 PM
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42. That's actually kinda interesting.
I hope it works out for you!
:D
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:09 AM
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52. Well, so far so good...
...I passed the test, now my record gets sent to the selection board where a bunch of people who have never met me will scour my record with a fine-toothed comb and attemt to determine if I'm ready to be a Chief.
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 06:08 PM
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46. Is E7 some kind of gay thing?
/feigning innocence to point out that you might think about your choice of words. ;)
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:04 AM
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47. Yea. You know, the word "gay" almost doesn't mean homosexual to me...
...anymore. But, I think the reasonable person would know what I was saying, and more importantly, what I WASN'T saying. :P
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-11-08 05:54 PM
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44. Sour Cherry Blasters or Salt and Vinegar Crispers
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:05 AM
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49. My vending machine does not have sour cherry blasters...
they sound yummy.

:(
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 12:04 PM
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60. One of my favourite types of candy.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:05 AM
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48. Usually the SmartFood popcorn
love that stuff
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:08 AM
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50. OOH.
I love that stuff..yummy..Just had some with my lunch yesterday as a matter of fact..:9
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:08 AM
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51. Depends on if I have to prepare a gourmet dish for a panel of judges
all in 5 minutes and using only soda, chips and cherry pie

Tonite babies! 10:00! BravoTV!

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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 08:14 AM
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53. Cool ranch Doritios.
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ordinaryaveragegirl Donating Member (853 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:07 AM
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55. Funyuns...
The American equivalent of Durian. Delicious, but you can smell them 5 miles away!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:56 AM
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58. Funyuns are yummy, but an hour later I regret eating them..
They do not digest well.
Probably because they are not really food!
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:47 AM
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56. If I want salty -- Rold Gold Pretzels
If I want sweet, 3 musketeers.
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 09:48 AM
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57. Ooo, good choice.
Either those or some BBQ chips. Or Cheez-its. Hmmmm... I don't know... *stands in front of machine without moving*
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-12-08 11:27 AM
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59. Poptarts. nt
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