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[Parche]

Man wanted for 'repulsive' lewd act at Clackamas Target

10:00 AM PDT on Tuesday, March 11, 2008

By kgw.com Staff

Deputies were looking for a man accused of what Clackamas County sheriffs called a “repulsive” act at a local Target.




Watch KGW report On Saturday deputies said the man committed a lewd act in the aisle at the store on SE Sunnyside Road. Surveillance photos showed he somehow ejaculated on the 31-year-old victim then left the store, according to investigators.


He was described as a white man in his late 20's or early 30's, about 5'10" tall; weighing 180 lbs, with short brown hair and goatee.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:woohoo: :hi:


Deputies said they were considering the crime harassment and criminal mischief and possibly would add more serious if he was found to have a sexually transmitted disease.


Anyone with information was asked to call police

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Did they catch a glimpse of the suspect's ass?

We could I.D. him for sure then.

[Parche]

2. does he have tattoo's?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Capn Sunshine]

3. How clueless do you have to be to NOT NOTICE behind you something's going on?

That must be some really absorbing shit there in that Target aisle.

Plus, you'd think there might just be a sound or two unless Brittany Spears is on the muzak sysytem

[lost-in-nj]

4. some one

did that to my friends car....


all over the drivers side door




lost

[madinmaryland]

5. Riddle me this batman..

How long was the victim standing there without noticing that this was happening and don't you think the victim might have actually heard something? And lets face, unless he was Ron Jeremy he must have been pretty damn close....

:yoiks:

[MissB]

6. He actually turned himself in today.

They'll test him for STDs and charge him accordingly.

[LiberalEsto]

7. in or on? nt

[Arugula Latte]

8. Looks like he hit his Target.

Ewwwww. That is so disgusting. x(

[no name no slogan]

9. If you can't be repulsively lewd at Target, where CAN you be repulsively rude

sometimes, I don't even recognize this country anymore :cry: