Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

[The Straight Story]

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

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[The Straight Story]

1. self kick for day crew

:)

[grannylib]

2. I want a ticket for tomorrow's Powerball. That's kinda hard to say

sober; the last two words can get all mucked up...