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gbate Donating Member (900 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:24 PM
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Idiot I work with tells racist joke.
I need a good comeback line for crap like this.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:25 PM
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1. "You're a stupid racist fuck" works for me.
:shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:25 PM
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2. Yeah, that should do it.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:28 PM
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3. Well at one point I would egg them on, to see how far they would go
And then at their most hateful, turn the tables and mock them for being such a racist fuck

That usually got me into fights though, so not sure I can recommend it.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:29 PM
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4. what was the joke?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:45 PM
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5. .
:popcorn:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:16 PM
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13. ...
:spank:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:29 PM
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14. what?
I wanted to know what the joke was, so it could be fine tuned in the most fuck-you way possible


jeez, people around here
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:49 PM
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6. "I don't get it."
Look confused when you say it.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 12:52 PM
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7. I recommend that response - "Explain that to me...
tell me again, what does his color have to do with it? Help me out here... That's not been my experience..."

And so forth.
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 01:02 PM
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8. That's a good one! but i also really like-
"You're a stupid racist fuck!"

:rofl:
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 01:48 PM
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9. Tell him you enjoyed the joke, then recommend that he tell it to
the people in HR.

That should quiet him down for awhile.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 01:53 PM
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10. I can't say without knowing what the joke was.
But regardless of the content/context of the joke, or the guy's intentions in telling it, he should know that that type of humor isn't appropriate for the workplace.

Reminds me of Michael Scott from "The Office" repeating Chris Rock routines. Talking about streets named after MLK having higher crime rates just doesn't sound right coming from the mouth of a dorky middle-aged white guy.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 02:00 PM
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11. egg him on
get him to tell another one while you secretly capture him on your cell phone cam, then take the video to HR or the appropriate corporate department....that should do the trick :evilgrin:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 04:44 PM
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12. Sometimes no reply is the best reply.
Stony silence accompanied by no expression. Then simply walk away.
If they know it's not funny, maybe they'll stop telling the "jokes".
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Mezzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-24-08 05:31 PM
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15. I'd tell him you have family in whatever ethnic group he offended, then just LOOK at him. nt
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