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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 02:49 PM
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I have proof. I AM the diety.
For starters, on Tuesday I had a procedure with needles in my spine delivering steroids. It was bilateral this time, so both sides got it. I wake up from this abuse and find that my left leg is all wobbly.

I therefore have, as of right now, a noodly appendage!

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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 02:56 PM
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1. do you also have the power to suck intelligence
from the brains of all you come in contact with?
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 03:13 PM
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3. You betcha!
Bwains!
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 03:01 PM
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2. All hail the FSM!
Will you touch me with your noodly appendage?
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 03:13 PM
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5. If that means kicking you
I could probably do a noodly kick. :)
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 03:51 AM
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7. OK, just wait for me to get on my pirate outfit. -NT
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 03:13 PM
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4. Lady Claire Gurney: "How do you know you're God?"...

...Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney: "Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself."
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-17-08 03:14 PM
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6. I know, right?
It's the same for me - even before the noodly leg.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 06:21 AM
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8. and a wonderful sense of humour too!
:hi:


I hope your 'appendage' isn't noodly for too long.

aA

:loveya:
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 03:06 PM
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11. It's getting way better
Noodly appendages are a good swap for some relief from pain.
Given a choice, that is. :hi:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 06:26 AM
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9. You had steroid injections?
I had a discogram last week and found out I have a ruptured disc. I have a feeling the doc will recommend the steroid injections for me, too. I hope your leg isn't still wobbly. Best of luck!
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 03:04 PM
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10. It's getting better
A cane has helped, but I'm not needing to use that all the time now.
Mostly my back feels great!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 03:32 PM
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12. I'm leaning agnostic
now. :rofl:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-18-08 05:07 PM
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13. You're going to have to fight Rabrrrrr for that distinction
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