Texas teens tell police they converted skull into bong

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HOUSTON (AP) — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Police found a grave in the city of Humble that had been disturbed, but were still investigating the rest of the teens' story, Houston police Sgt. John Chomiak said.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, were arrested Wednesday night and were being held on misdemeanor charges of abuse of a corpse, Chomiak said. The juvenile was referred to the Harris County juvenile justice system.

A woman who answered the phone at Gonzalez's home declined comment. A telephone number for Jones could not immediately be found, and it wasn't clear from court records if either had an attorney.
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[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Alas, poor Yorick!

I knew him, dude.

[LeftinOH]

2. "Cheech & Chong & Ed Gein's 'Up in Smoke'"

[DS1]

3. That is so against everything weed is about

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Perhaps they had been listening to Denis Leary's No Cure For Cancer

"This guy's head would make an excellent bong!"

At least they weren't building a bong they could drive down the FDR.

[edbermac]

5. How friggin hard is it to go buy some EZ Widers?

:smoke:

[MilesColtrane]

6. Nothing our President hasn't done...

These boys are now official members of Skull & Bongs.

I expect to see them running for office as Republicans any day now.