Darn it. Dropped half a cube of butter on the kitchen floor.

[FlyingSquirrel]

Why does butter always land butter side down?

:D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Do you have a dog or a cat?

They love butter; let them take care of it.

[FlyingSquirrel]

3. 1 dog 2 cats

I'm sure they'll get around to it.

[KamaAina]

7. It makes their coats nice and shiny, too.

Purrrrrrr.....

[OhioChick]

14. Not mine....

They get the shits all over the house. :(

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Mine always lands prostitute side down.

[zanne]

4. That's nothing. Try this;

Melt a pound of wax in a double boiler (to make candles). Attempt to transfer pot of hot liquid wax to the kitchen counter. Trip over cat. Spend the next week trying to get hard wax off the floor.

[Inchworm]

5. noone will know if you don't tell em

I do it all the time.

:hi:

[evlbstrd]

6. Five second rule.

[Canuckistanian]

8. "Five second Rule" now scientifically proven worthless

Sorry to rain on your parade, but I'm sending in the clowns.

[evlbstrd]

9. You don't scare me.

I maintain that it's not inevitably fatal. And you'd be surprised what you can eat when you're really hungry.
Besides, I used to be a clown.

edited for speeling.

[Canuckistanian]

11. Damn, you called my bluff

I hate when that happens.

I've been eating stuff off the floor since dinosaurs were called "Fido".

[JanMichael]

10. Unless you've let the floor go to shit - USE it.

Waste not, want not.

[Robeson]

12. I've got one up on you. I just made a pizza - 5 slices - and while I was cutting it....

...one of the slices fell on the floor and it was finished. Damn! I wanted 5 slices, not 4!!! :-(

[1]

13. i go by the restaurant rule...

if it still looks ok?

its ok.

blow on it to dislodge particulate matter, and serve.





oh, and don't think that's not a real rule. heh...